41 Eric Cartman Quotes: Where South Park's Sharp Tongue Reigns Supreme

Eric Cartman is one of the main characters in the TV series "South Park." An infamous troublemaker, he's always up to some mischief. However, it's his charm that makes him truly captivating. Enjoy this boy's 41 quotes that will leave you in stitches.

Despite not being the best student, Eric Cartman surprises everyone with his strong leadership skills. He's easily recognizable by his outfit, which includes a red jacket, yellow mittens, a blue hat with a yellow puffball, brown pants, black shoes, and white socks.

Interestingly, he refuses to accept that he's overweight, even though there's clear evidence suggesting otherwise. Cartman also has a history of unlawful behavior and isn't afraid to express his disdain for hippies.

However, despite his flaws, he has the most fans on social media among all the characters in the series. People love his humor and unique perspectives on life, often expressed through witty words on the show. Read his 41 quotes below.

Eric Cartman's quote: "No dude, independent films are that black-and-white hippie movie." | Source: AmoDays

Eric Cartman's Unforgettable& Thought-Provoking Quotes

"Selling out is sweet because, when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money." — Eric Cartman

"I don't make the rules, ma'am. I just think them up and write them down." — Eric Cartman

"Kyle, you really think I would spend 40 years of my life just to get a rise out of you?" — Eric Cartman

"Respect my authoritah!" — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "The only way to fight hate is even more hate." | Source: AmoDays

"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." — Eric Cartman

"The only way to fight hate is even more hate." — Eric Cartman

"Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now." — Eric Cartman

"You guys, I had a dream of how I can make ten million dollars. You ready?... Boy Band." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "I don't make the rules, ma'am. I just think them up and write them down." | Source: AmoDays

"I never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before." — Eric Cartman

"Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle...might as well be us. Welcome to the firm." — Eric Cartman

"I clocked you at 40MPH back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah?" — Eric Cartman

"Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "Kyle, you really think I would spend 40 years of my life just to get a rise out of you?" | Source: AmoDays

"Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Ohhh, the tears immeasurable sadness! Yummy, You Guys." — Eric Cartman

"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman Quotes & Questions about Life's Complexities

"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!" — Eric Cartman

"Don't be sad, Butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and $10,000 cash...." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "You guys, I had a dream of how I can make ten million dollars. You ready?... Boy Band." | Source: AmoDays

"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it." — Eric Cartman

"...Maybe, we all have to learn to live together." — Eric Cartman

"I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape." — Eric Cartman

"I am nothing like a family guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story- deep, situational, and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point! Not just one random, interchangeable joke after another." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "Selling out is sweet because, when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money." | Source: AmoDays

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face." — Eric Cartman

"I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body." — Eric Cartman

"If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?... Dolphins, Eskimos who cares?" — Eric Cartman

"Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk? — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it." | Source: AmoDays

"If you had the chance to go back right now and stop Hitler, Wouldn't you do it?" — Eric Cartman

"I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman Quotes with Pop Culture References

"It's Stan's stupid Captain America costume, that's what throwing everybody off! How's people supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freaking FaceTime?" — Eric Cartman

"I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of 'Two and a Half Men.'" — Eric Cartman

"I may be fat, but I'm not Honey Boo Boo!" — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." | Source: AmoDays

"This is exactly what Adele is talking about! Our culture celebrates anorexia, and makes us ashamed that we don't have slim stomachs..." — Eric Cartman

"Cartman: Guys! Guys! Get outside! It's the Batmobile! Batmobile you guys!

Jimmy: I don't see a Batmobile." — Eric Cartman

"Person: Oh, wow! Look honey, it's Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Bruce Vilanch!

Cartman: I'm not Bruce Vilanch!

Cartman: The Incredible...

Person: Oh, The Incredible Chaz Bono!" — Eric Cartman, "South Park"

Eric Cartman's quote: "Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." | Source: AmoDays

"In ' The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical camel, which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it. I give it B-minus." — Eric Cartman

"Do you know what love is Scott? I'll tell you one thing, it's not the happy ending that Disney movies promised us. There's no 'happily ever after'. There's just work and anger and pain and more work, and then, every once in a while, a little bit of fun." — Eric Cartman

"No dude, independent films are that black-and-white hippie movie." — Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman's quote: "Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle...might as well be us. Welcome to the firm." | Source: AmoDays

Whether it's Cartman's hilarious views on selling out, his twisted take on love and relationships, or his comical misunderstandings of pop culture, his quotes resonate with fans and add to the irreverent humor of "South Park."

"South Park" is one of the many American animated series that shows offbeat humor and sarcasm. It boasts various guest stars, including Elton John, Ozzy Osborne, Jennifer Aniston, and George Clooney, who all portrayed different characters in the show.

While Cartman's antics may have tickled viewers' funny bones, let's not forget the hilariously quirky quotes from Butters Stotch, adding an extra dose of humor to the "South Park" mayhem. She's the secret ingredient that keeps us laughing all the way.