29 Butters Stotch Quotes — The Sweet & Savage Star in 'South Park'

Butters Stotch is more than just your average little boy. With a quirky attitude and powerhouse personality, he never fails to unleash a torrent of words. Here are 29 quotes from this young sage from "South Park."

As shown in the animated series "South Park," Butters Stotch has gained a massive following due to his endearing qualities. He stands out as the epitome of innocence and naivety compared to the rest of the show's cast.

The character is portrayed as a kind-hearted and easily swayed young boy. Interestingly, Butters frequently gets into trouble with his parents for no apparent reason, resulting in frequent groundings.

He often involves himself in comedic and occasionally unfavorable circumstances with his friends. His dialogue includes memorable catchphrases like 'Oh hamburgers!' that have become synonymous with his character. Explore more of his quotes below.

Butters' quote: "But we're angels? What are angels supposed to do without missions?" | Source: facebook.com/southpark

Butters Stotch's Unforgettable Quotes

"Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton." — Butters

"My name is Butters. I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious." — Butters

"I'm pretty sure the car is moving. Looks like I'm heading for the water." — Butters

"Well, yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad." — Butters

Butters' quote: "Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose." | Source: facebook.com/southpark

"Lu-lu-lu, I've got some apples. Lu-lu-lu, you've got some, too!" — Butters

"I'm never going to build-a-bear, am I?" — Butters

Butters Quotes That Reflect His Rebellious Innocence

"You can't ground me, for I am neither living nor dead! How can thy ground that which is ungroundable?" — Butters

"I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams." — Butters

Butters' quote: "Prepare, little town. Prepare for the greatest supervillain you've ever seen. Professor Chaos!" | Source: facebook.com/southpark

"You can call a lie whatever you want, but it's still a no-good stinking lie!" — Butters

"Oh, hamburgers." — Butters

"You don't have a choice, Butters. You have to defend yourself. But violence is never the answer." — Butters

"We are not going to feel guilt for the way we were born!" — Butters

Butters' quote: "Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton." | Source: facebook.com/southpark

"Prepare, little town. Prepare for the greatest supervillain you've ever seen. Professor Chaos!" — Butters

"Mr. Stotch: Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded.

Butters: Sorry, Dad. I was just being the voice of a generation." — Butters, "South Park"

Additional Quotes and Banter of Butters in 'South Park'

"Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!" — Butters

"Stan: There are no more missions. I have everything I want.

Butters: But we're angels? What are angels supposed to do without missions?

Stan: Just play something else!" — Butters, "South Park"

Butters' quote: "I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams." | Source: facebook.com/southpark

"Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose." — Butters

"Pip: Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I?

Butters: No, uh, I get to be Jaclyn Smith. See, I thought of Charlie's Angels and I get to be Jaclyn Smith c-cause I thought of it." — Butters, "South Park"

"Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!

Kenny: You do?

Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!" — Butters, "South Park"

Butters' quote: "You can call a lie whatever you want, but it's still a no-good stinking lie!" | Source: facebook.com/southpark

"He is not a girl. He is not a man. He is something you will understand. But he would die for me." — Butters

"Cartman: Just tell them that if they leave town peacefully, we won't have to resort to violence.

Butters: [wearing mask; deep voice] Just walk away. You can put a stop to all this. Just walk away, and we will spare your lives. Just walk away." — Butters, "South Park"

Butters' quote: "You don't have a choice, Butters. You have to defend yourself. But violence is never the answer." | Source: facebook.com/southpark

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"Michael: I guess you can join up with us if you want.

Pete: Yeah, we're gonna go to the graveyard and write poems about death and how pointless life is.

Butters: [feeling sad] Oh, no, thanks. I love life." — Butters, "South Park"

"The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I gues, what I'm feeling is like a 'beautiful sadness.' I guess that sounds stupid." — Butters

Butters' quote: "We are not going to feel guilt for the way we were born!" | Source: facebook.com/southpark

Butters' dialogue teaches us the importance of embracing our quirks and finding joy in simple things. Through his wise words, we gain insight into Butters' unique perspective on life.

He has an extraordinary talent for finding humor in even the most challenging situations, reminding us to maintain a positive outlook. Throughout its run, "South Park" has featured many celebrities, including renowned figures like Elton John, DMX, and Ozzy Osbourne.

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