30 Villainous Plankton Quotes

Plankton, Bikini Bottom’s crazy scientist, is one of the most relentless characters on SpongeBob SquarePants. His endless attempts to steal the Krabby patty formula make for hilarious scenes. Here are the best quotes from the devious Plankton.

Sheldon J. Plankton, more commonly known as just Plankton, is Mr. Krabs’s nemesis. His biggest purpose is to steal Mr. Krabs’s coveted Krabby patty formula so he can finally make his restaurant, the Chum Bucket, a success.

Plankton carries out his missions alongside his wife, Karen, a waterproof computer. Their relationship is adorable and hilarious. Side note, Plankton should probably focus on marketing Karen to us on land, he’d be so much richer than Mr. Krabs!

Plankton is an intelligent and polarizing character depending on your feelings about Mr. Krabs. But you have to admit, his clever lines are absolutely fun. If you relate to Plankton’s relentless energy and witty sarcasm, here are quotes from this villainous character that you're sure to enjoy.

Plankton's quote: “It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small.” | Image: AmoDays

“No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!”

“What? It’s just obvious that I’m a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me!”

“No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t gonna build itself. Move faster!”

“Me, aggressive? How dare you? Maybe, you’re right. I command you to help me be a nicer person!”

“It is becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small.”

Plankton's quote: “No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!” | Image: AmoDays

“No, not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius. And you’re just a kid.”

“I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.”

“Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. Take the stupid patty. I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser.”

“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

“It’s evil, it’s diabolical, it’s lemon-scented.”

Plankton's quote: “What? It’s just obvious that I’m a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me!” | Image: AmoDays

“Oh, uh, it says, ‘Discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula.’ How interesting.”

“Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever. I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.”

“I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation, will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.”

“I’m just saying I no longer need to copy you, Krabs. I’ve got my own winning recipe now.”

“Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success, the formula for the Krabby Patty.”

Plankton's quote: “No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn’t gonna build itself. Move faster!” | Image: AmoDays

“I thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day!”

“Secret mission, eh? Don’t you think I know what you’re up to? You want to eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing. Karen, we’ve got a customer!”

“SpongeBob, before we’re torn to shreds, I’d like to thank you for helping me look for Spot.”

“When am I going to get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food. Just look at his daughter. She’s as big as a whale!”

“Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world!”

Planton's quote: “Me, aggressive? How dare you? Maybe, you’re right. I command you to help me be a nicer person!” | Image: AmoDays

“Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!”

“My eyeball is having a toothache.”

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges.”

“‘Intern Wanted. Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs?’ I’m a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy, I wouldn’t have built a computer wife!”

“Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!”

Plankton's quote: “Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success, the formula for the Krabby Patty.” | Image: AmoDays

“I will destroy all of you!”

“I never thought I’d get this far.”

“Oh, come, Krabs. It’s the anniversary of the first time I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula!”

SpongeBob: “Eww, I think I stepped in something.” Plankton: “Not in something. On someone!”

Plankton's quote: “No, not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius. And you’re just a kid.” | Image: AmoDays

Regardless of whether or not you side with Plankton’s devious attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula, you have to admit that he is the epitome of never giving up. His restaurant has been failing from the very beginning, but he keeps it open.

Plankton knows that he will probably never get ahold of the secret formula, but he keeps trying. His attempts are endearing and teach us to always keep going for our dreams, even when it seems impossible.

If you found these Plankton quotes amusing, you'll love these quotes from Bikini Bottom's Patrick Star.