38 Hank Moody Quotes from Californication to Entertain You

Hank Moody, the embodiment of wit and eccentricity, reflects the humorous and peculiar traits most of us share. In honor of his quirky personality, here is a list of 38 Hank Moody quotes that will make you laugh.

With his magnetic blend of humor and charm, actor David Duchovny breathes life into the charismatic Henry James Moody, the charismatic protagonist of Showtime's series "Californication."

Moody has won the hearts of many fans. They are captivated not only by his quick wit and sharp tongue but also by his unwavering devotion to his daughter, Becca, his erratic career as a writer, and his constant yearning to win Karen, the woman of his dreams.

Despite Moody's complexities — as his surname suggests— it's clear that fans adore him completely. His memorable lines have left a mark on viewers. Get ready to have your mind tickled by some of Moody's most memorable quotes.

Hank Moody's quote: "The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me." | Image: AmoDays

Hank Moody’s Inspirational Quotes

"Whatever you do, don't be another brick in the wall!" ― Hank Moody

"Smell you later." ― Hank Moody

"A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "That's it? You're just gonna stand by your man?" | Image: AmoDays

"Oh, I always encourage women... It does not always happen, but I like to think that I'm at least encouraging."― Hank Moody

"All those things that weren't supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you." ― Hank Moody

Lessons We Learn from Hank Moody’s Quotes

"You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying." ― Hank Moody

"No, she's not right, and even if she were, you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "Nobody likes you. You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny." | Image: AmoDays

"I can't teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of s***." ― Hank Moody

"It's just so hard to tell the difference between those that have a good heart and the ones that are just out there to win." ― Hank Moody

"Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough." ― Hank Moody, "God Hates Us All"

"The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that's bad luck. You know what's worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I've read studies. It's like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never." | Image: AmoDays

"You know why love stories have happy endings?" I shake my head. “Because they end too early," she continues. "They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the ******* that comes later. You know, Life." ― Hank Moody, "God Hates Us All"

"Cities don't change people. People don't even change people. We are who we are." ― Hank Moody

"She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's Wisdom Quotes

"I don't just say s***. I mean, I do talk a lot of s***, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "Just be careful. Young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes." | Image: AmoDays

"I'm just like my father. You know, there isn't a woman that I've met that I haven't fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years." ― Hank Moody

"The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me." ― Hank Moody

"Maybe, you never know. I've always been quite the self-saboteur." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "Maybe, you never know. I've always been quite the self-saboteur." | Image: AmoDays

"Why are you living beyond your means?" ― Hank Moody

"Not to contradict your dear old mom, who's both wicked smart and wonderful, but, no, we don't have to be realistic. Not when it comes to love." ― Hank Moody

"Nothing, in particular, the guy just bugs the s*** out of me." ― Hank Moody

"Just be careful. Young writers on the rise have been known to make certain mistakes." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough." | Image: AmoDays

"I pop a cassette into the Buick's stereo. It's the Ramones. I turn the volume up high and roll down the windows. The highway air tastes of fumes, but it still feels goddamn good to breathe." ― Hank Moody, "God Hates Us All"

"How can you be so ******* beautiful and so ******* wrong?" ― Hank Moody

"I google myself but I never cheated on you. Never." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: No, she's not right, and even if she were, you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong." | Image: AmoDays

"The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me." ― Hank Moody

"Maybe we're all out there, floating by ourselves in some big black void. But we build connections, you know? We build our own worlds with the people we love." ― Hank Moody, "God Hates Us All"

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Hank Moody's quote: "All those things that werent supposed to happen? They happened. What happens next is up to you." | Image: AmoDays

“You're right. You should probably do your best not to fall in love with me." ― Hank Moody

"Nobody likes you. You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny." ― Hank Moody

Hank Moody's quote: "Oh, I always encourage women... It does not always happen, but I like to think that I'm at least encouraging." | Image: AmoDays

Moody's words are captivating, but he had his own problems, like romanticizing Karen to the point where he became emotionally unavailable to other women. As a result, he repeatedly chased Karen, only to lose her again when reality fell short of his expectations.

Despite being a fictional character, Moody's wit and wisdom are inspiring. Let's not only remember his memorable lines but also how he encouraged us to be ourselves and go after what we want.

We must remember to have fun while striving to be the best versions of ourselves. Meanwhile, another relatable character, Beth Dutton, is gaining popularity among fans due to her wise words that inspire bravery and confidence.