35 Stiles Stilinski Quotes from the Hit Series ‘Teen Wolf’

Stiles Stilinski is a standout character in the hit series television series "Teen Wolf." Stiles has been a fan favorite throughout the series because of his unique personality and memorable lines. Enjoy these 35 Stiles Stilinski quotes from the show.

Stiles Stilinski brought a great mix of cleverness, sarcasm, and quick wit to the show, and he often makes people laugh. In the first three seasons, Stiles goes from being a carefree, rebellious teenager to an angsty one.

At first, he was a fun-loving friend and rebellious teen. But in season 2, his life turns dark when he faces enormous problems. In the third season, he underwent even more changes, like being controlled by a sinister force, dealing with the death of his mother, and worrying about his father.

Despite lacking supernatural abilities, Stilinski remains an integral part of the team, frequently assisting Scott and their friends in fighting otherworldly threats that plague their little town of Beacon Hills. Read Stilinski's quotes below.

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "You just don't believe; mom would have believed me." | Image: AmoDays

Stiles Stilinski Quotes Full of Humor and Sarcasm

"I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones; sarcasm is my only defense." — Stiles Stilinski

"Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass." — Stiles Stilinski

"You know, the next time I put my lips to your mouth, you better be awake." — Stiles Stilinski

"You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman…" — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "I don't know how to help you help me tell you something that would help you if I don't know it!" | Image: AmoDays

"By the way, if I don't make it back and you do, there's something you should know. Your dad's in town." — Stiles Stilinski

"Can someone please say it with words that have less than three syllables?" — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "You know, sometimes I really begin to question this 'friendship.'" | Image: AmoDays

"I don't know how to help you help me tell you something that would help you if I don't know it!" — Stiles Stilinski

"What is the point of him? I mean seriously, what is his purpose, aside from his negativity and the scarf. What's up with the scarf anyway? It's 65 degrees out." — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski Quotes That Reveal His Character

"The guy bugs me. Just look at his face." — Stiles Stilinski

"Some of us have to make mistakes; some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes; some of us are human!" — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "Don’t be such a sourwolf." | Image: AmoDays

"You called the police before you called me?" — Stiles Stilinski

(to Melissa) "Thanks, mom." — Stiles Stilinski

"I'm a fan of ignoring a problem until it just goes away!" — Stiles Stilinski

"I'm not a hero." — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "What is the point of him? I mean seriously, what is his purpose, aside from his negativity and the scarf. What's up with the scarf anyway? It's 65 degrees out." | Image: AmoDays

"You know, sometimes I really begin to question this 'friendship.'" — Stiles Stilinski

"Don’t be such a sourwolf.” — Stiles Stilinski

"You just don't believe; mom would have believed me." — Stiles Stilinski

"Please shut up and let me save your life!" — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski's quote from dialogue: "Heather: Have you never done it before either? Stiles: Turned 17? Yeah, no, not yet, no." | Image: AmoDays

"You didn't think you were doing this without me, did you?" — Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski Quotes from Dialogues

"Stiles: So you're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?

FBI Agent: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.

Stiles: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote from dialogue: "Stiles: Do you think you can come get us? Scott: Yeah, of course. Stiles: Uh, bring a ladder." | Image: AmoDays

"Stiles: Do you think you can come get us?

Scott: Yeah, of course.

Stiles: Uh, bring a ladder." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "Please shut up and let me save your life!" | Image: AmoDays

"Scott: You didn't steal these, did you?

Stiles: No. Cloned 'em. With an RFID emulator.

Scott: Isn't that worse than stealing?

Stiles. Smarter." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "Can someone please say it with words that have less than three syllables?" | Image: AmoDays

"Heather: Have you never done it before either?

Stiles: Turned 17? Yeah, no, not yet, no." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman…" | Image: AmoDays

"Stiles: You could be a little more helpful, you know. We did just save your life.

Ethan: Yeah, well you probably shouldn't have." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "I'm not a hero." | Image: AmoDays

"Scott: It all started that night, the night I gotten bitten. Remember the way it was before that? You and me? We were nothing. We weren't popular. We weren't good at lacrosse. We weren't important. We were no one. Maybe I should just be no one again. No one at all.

Stiles: Scott, just listen to me. You're not no one. Scott, you're my best friend, okay, and I need you. Scott, you're my brother. Alright, so if we're gonna do this, then I think you're just gonna have to take me with you then." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "I'm a fan of ignoring a problem until it just goes away!" | Image: AmoDays

"Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?

Stiles: Bike?" — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "You didn't think you were doing this without me, did you?" | Image: AmoDays

"Stiles: Hi puppy. Get rid of it.

Scott: Me?

Stiles: Yes you. Glow your eyes at it. Something. Be the Alpha." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "You know, the next time I put my lips to your mouth, you better be awake." | Image: AmoDays

Stiles: Well, I take after my pops. He's in law enforcement" — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass." | Image: AmoDays

"Scott: Can we just drive, now, please?

Stiles: No. It's a red light." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "The guy bugs me. Just look at his face." | Image: AmoDays

"Allison: Coyotes don't like wolves. And they're really smart. If they don't want to be heard, they walk on their toes.

Stiles: They tip toe?

Allison: They tip toe." — Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski's quote: "By the way, if I don't make it back and you do, there's something you should know. Your dad's in town." | Image: AmoDays

Throughout the last three seasons, Stilinski continued to grapple with his darker tendencies, but he never lost his signature wit and humor. Stilinski showed his friends that he could still be trusted, even though he made mistakes that hurt McCall. He stayed a loyal ally.

The series came to a satisfying conclusion thanks to Stilinski's efforts. He eventually joined the FBI, which made fans happy as his new job helped him build a reputation as a reliable helper after he overcame many problems and beat evil forces.

Overall, Stilinski was an essential part of "Teen Wolf," who gave humor and heart to the show. Steve Harrington from "Stranger Things" also made people laugh with his clever quotes and wise advice.