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A photo of Ben Wyatt with his quote, "Nerd culture is mainstream now! So when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, that means that you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist!" | Source: youtube.com/ParksandRecreation
A photo of Ben Wyatt with his quote, "Nerd culture is mainstream now! So when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, that means that you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist!" | Source: youtube.com/ParksandRecreation

41 Ben Wyatt Quotes to Remind You to Embrace Your Quirky Side

Christell Fatima M. Tudtud
May 14, 2023
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Ben Wyatt is known for being a charming, quirky, and nerdy character with many lovable qualities. If you're feeling down, take a break and let these 41 quotes from Ben Wyatt brighten up your day.

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It's no secret that Ben Wyatt has become one of the most beloved characters on the hit NBC show "Parks and Recreation." His unique sense of humor and contagious zest for life has endeared him to fans across the globe.

Wyatt was a former mayor of Partridge, Minnesota, where his actions led to the city's financial ruin. However, he eventually made amends by becoming a state auditor and ensuring the financial stability of other towns.

One of the things that makes Wyatt so endearing to fans is his unabashed love for all things nerdy and geeky. He never tries to hide his inner nerd, instead embracing it and incorporating it into his everyday life. Take a look at these 41 words of wisdom from Wyatt.

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence." | Source: AmoDays

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Quotes from Ben Wyatt That Make People Giggle

"Pies are just sweet calzones." — Ben Wyatt

"Mo' money, mo' problems. That's what I always say." — Ben Wyatt

"Talking 'bout the highway to the calzone-zone." — Ben Wyatt

"I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws, ever. Because I am deathly afraid of cops." — Ben Wyatt

"I don't even have the time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't." — Ben Wyatt

A quote from Ben and Leslie in the Parks and Recreation" series: "Leslie Knope: I have to get ready for the Chamber of Secrets… Ben Wyatt: Commerce." | Source: AmoDays

A quote from Ben and Leslie in the Parks and Recreation" series: "Leslie Knope: I have to get ready for the Chamber of Secrets… Ben Wyatt: Commerce." | Source: AmoDays

"Remember when last year no one got their flu shots because there was a rumor they'd turn you European?" — Ben Wyatt

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"No, Oren, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?" — Ben Wyatt

"The calzones... Betrayed me?" — Ben Wyatt

Ben Wyatt's Quirky Quotes on Pop Culture and Nerdiness

"No, of course, yeah. I'll just put on my Star Wars pajamas and sit in my mom's basement and pour over some spreadsheets. It sounds great." — Ben Wyatt

"I have been kinda tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel. I'm worried they'll rely too heavily on CGI and I'm carrying it all in my shoulders." — Ben Wyatt

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I don't even have the time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I don't even have the time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't." | Source: AmoDays

"Nerd culture is mainstream now! So when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, that means that you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist!" — Ben Wyatt

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"You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something." — Ben Wyatt

"Tom: Watch the master work it. I am the Yoda of networking.

Ben: Well, Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers were more spiritual.

Tom: Shut up, you nerd!" — Ben and Tom, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben Wyatt's quote: "And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It's a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It's a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea." | Source: AmoDays

"No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don't you? It's important to me that you know that." — Ben Wyatt

"April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.

Ben: Ha-ha-ha. I finished that last week." — April and Ben, "Parks and Recreation"

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"Gotham needs me." — Ben Wyatt

"Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR." — Ben Wyatt

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong." | Source: AmoDays

"The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island." — Ben Wyatt

"Are you hitting on Leslie for me?" — Ben Wyatt

"If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together." — Ben Wyatt

"I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence." — Ben Wyatt

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"I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand." — Ben Wyatt

Ben Wyatt's quote: "She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goofball." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goofball." | Source: AmoDays

"Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it." — Ben Wyatt

"Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake." — Ben Wyatt

"Why don't you take a whale sounds break?" — Ben Wyatt

"And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It's a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea." — Ben Wyatt

"She's an exceptional human being, who married a well-intentioned goofball." — Ben Wyatt

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Ben Wyatt's quote: "Mo' money, mo' problems. That's what I always say." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Mo' money, mo' problems. That's what I always say." | Source: AmoDays

"I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong." — Ben Wyatt

"Leslie and Dr. Clipperton… Wow, man! I… I'm so glad you guys are meeting. It's like worlds collide and then I love it. I want candy." — Ben Wyatt

Quirky and Romantic Quotes between Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope

"Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.

Leslie: No, we're going to lean forward and take it hard." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

"Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?

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Ben: Why, I thought you'd never ask…because we're 40." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

"Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!

Leslie: Whoo! That's me!" — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR." | Source: AmoDays

"Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!

Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!" — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

"Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.

Leslie: That was so hot." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

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"Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?

Leslie: My my mom, everything's fine." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

"Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.

Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake." | Source: AmoDays

"Leslie: I love you and I like you.

Ben: I love you and I like you." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

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"Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.

Leslie: God, I love you so much." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben: I know, it's on your badge." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Are you hitting on Leslie for me?" | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Are you hitting on Leslie for me?" | Source: AmoDays

"Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!

Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.

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Leslie: We're getting married!

Ben: All right." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

"Leslie Knope: I have to get ready for the Chamber of Secrets…

Ben Wyatt: Commerce." — Ben and Leslie, "Parks and Recreation"

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Pies are just sweet calzones." | Source: AmoDays

Ben Wyatt's quote: "Pies are just sweet calzones." | Source: AmoDays

Actors Adam Scott and Amy Poehler played the iconic roles of Wyatt and Knope in the renowned TV series and brought their characters to life on screen. Along with them, Aubrey Plaza and Aziz Ansari gave outstanding performances as April Ludgate and Tom Haverford, respectively.

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Wyatt's endearing personality makes him an inspiration to fellow nerds and fans alike. His humorous and insightful quotes remind us that embracing our qualities and quirks is perfectly acceptable.

Take a cue from Wyatt's book, and don't hesitate to let your uniqueness shine through. Similarly, Wyatt's fellow goofball Andy Dwyer is also known for his humorous quotes in "Parks and Recreation."

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