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A photo of Rachel Green with the quote: "I'm 98% happy and 2% jealous." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
40 Rachel Green Quotes to Learn from The Sassy Sage of Central Perk
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Rachel Green is the iconic character from the hit series "Friends." Her fashion sense and hairstyles were as iconic as they come, but her razor-sharp wit and quick comebacks truly stole the show. Here's a glimpse of her life in 40 quotes.
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Rachel Green, a character from the series "Friends," has captivated audiences with her unforgettable presence. From her time at Central Perk to her daring fashion choices, she has left an indelible mark on pop culture.
Yet, Rachel was much more than a fashionista. She embodied relatable qualities that endeared her to viewers. Her rollercoaster romances, career hurdles, and intricate friendships mirrored the complexities of real life.
Capturing life's drama through her words of wisdom and witty comebacks, Rachel spared no one, not even her friends Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross. Relive Rachel's unforgettable quotes below.
Rachel Green's quote: "That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
Rachel Green's Quotes on Some of Life's Big Questions
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"Why can't parents just stay parents, you know? Why do they have to become people?" — Rachel Green
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?" — Rachel Green
"How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?" — Rachel Green
"You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore." — Rachel Green
"Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "No uterus, no opinion." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?" — Rachel Green
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"How long do cats live? Like assuming you don't throw 'em under a bus or something?" — Rachel Green
"So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends?" — Rachel Green
"You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do." —— Rachel Green
"How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people." — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "I'm gonna go get one of those job things." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over." — Rachel Green
"I don't want my baby's first words to be 'How you doin'?'" — Rachel Green
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"What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy!" — Rachel Green
"Will you guys stop? Giving birth is one of the most... (see the video of a birth and screams in horror) Oh my... why is that child torturing that lady???" — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's Iconic Quotes and Comebacks from 'Friends'
"Rachel: "Hey, Mon, look, I'm melting butter.
Monica: That's great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day." — "Friends"
Rachel Green's quote: "I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's not that common, it doesn't 'happen to every guy,' and it is a big deal!
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Chandler: I knew it!" — "Friends"
"Rachel: Go tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Monica: He could hear me." — "Friends"
"Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Rachel: Well, in high school, that added up to head cheerleader." — "Friends"
"Rachel: No, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna be screwed up for a long time. And besides, you know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Monica: Right, you only go for them five minutes before they get married." — "Friends"
"Rachel: No accountants. And no one from "Legal." I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: And Ross was what? A lion tamer?" — "Friends"
Rachel Green's quote: "Today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet...then me." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
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"Chandler: Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?
Rachel: No, it bothered me when he slept with other women." — "Friends"
Rachel Green's Sassy and Witty Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
"No uterus, no opinion." — Rachel Green
"We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law." — Rachel Green
"He's so pretty, I want to cry." — Rachel Green
"Oh, that's okay, girls tend to not like me." — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"I'm gonna go get one of those job things." — Rachel Green
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"Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you." — Rachel Green
"Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!" — Rachel Green
"Oh, my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming." — Rachel Green
"I'm over you. And that, my 'friends,' is what you call closure." — Rachel Green
"Ross! We broke up two years ago. You've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people." — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "I'm over you. And that, my 'friends,' is what you call closure." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
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"Today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet...then me." — Rachel Green
"Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe." — Rachel Green
"Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin." — Rachel Green
"I'm 98% happy and 2% jealous." — Rachel Green
"I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!" — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people." | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea." — Rachel Green
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"I can't believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous!" — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
"Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it." — Rachel Green
"I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics." — Rachel Green
Rachel Green's quote: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?" | Source: youtube.com/warnerbrostv
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Whether bantering with Monica about cooking skills, setting the record straight about certain events in her life, or playfully teasing Chandler, Rachel's words never failed to leave an impact.
Portrayed by the talented actress Jennifer Aniston, Rachel's character reminds us that life is best lived with sass, humor, and an unwavering determination to chase our dreams.
She taught us valuable lessons about embracing change, taking risks, and never settling for less than we deserve. Similarly, another sassy character named Teeter, portrayed by Jennifer Landon, delivers interesting quotes on life in the drama series "Yellowstone."
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