36 Funny Damon Quotes — The Witty Charismatic Vampire

Damon Salvatore is a vampire in "The Vampire Diaries." Despite being a mythical creature, he has a great sense of humor that has kept fans who love the show glued to their screens. Read Funny Damon quotes that can make you laugh uncontrollably.

"The Vampire Diaries" is a teen drama series that introduced one of the most likable vampire characters, Damon Salvatore.

His involvement in a love triangle made his storyline even more interesting to watch because of his snarky remarks and sarcastic responses. Here are 36 Funny Damon quotes that can leave you hysterical.

Damon's quote: "You're Dead, Dude, Get Over It." | Source: Amodays

Funny Damon Quotes on Killings

"You Do Realize That You Are Dating A Reformed Serial Killer, Right?" — Damon

"When I Kill Someone, They’re Supposed To Stay Dead!" — Damon

"Hey, Stef, Remember When You Killed Dad?" — Damon

"I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? Because it sends a message." — Damon

Damon's quote: "Do I look like I know anything about tatoos? Look at my skin, it's flawless." | Source: Amodays

Best Hilarious Damon Quotes

"You're Dead, Dude, Get Over It." — Damon

"What's So Special About This Bella Girl? Edward's So Whipped!" — Damon

"Most People Would Take That As A Hint." — Damon

"If I Hear The Word Doppelganger One More Time, I Think I'm Actually Gonna Have To Learn How To Spell It." — Damon

Damon's quote: "Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas." | Source: Amodays

"There’s No Such Thing As Bad Ideas, Only Poorly Executed Awesome Ones." — Damon

"If I see anything I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollar at it." — Damon

"Stefan, is different. He wants to feel every episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother.’" — Damon

"Aren't you worried that, one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back?" — Damon

Damon's quote: "I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? Because it sends a message." | Source: Amodays

"That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot." — Damon

"What is this guy, Witch-ipedia?" — Damon

"Always had a thing for sorority girls." — Damon

"Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin, it's flawless." — Damon

Damon's quote: "What's So Special About This Bella Girl? Edward's So Whipped!" | Source: Amodays

"I like being the eternal stud." — Damon

"Don't look at me with those judgy little eyes." — Damon

"Stupid's so much more fun!" — Damon

"Easy, Van Helsing." — Damon

Damon's quote: "Stefan, is different. He wants to feel every episode of 'How I Met Your Mother.'" | Source: Amodays

"Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas." — Damon

"Yoo hoo. Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here." — Damon

"Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?" — Damon

"I don't do the big brother thing very well, so I don’t have any milk and cookies to offer you." — Damon

"Good morning to you, little miss I’m on a mission." — Damon

"How can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glip." — Damon

Damon's quote: "Hi, I'm level-headed Damon, I only come out when Stefan goes a little cuckoo." | Source: Amodays

Epic Damon, Elena & Katherine Quotes

"Elena: If you wanted me dead I would be dead.

Damon: Yes you would

But I'm not.

Damon: Yet." — "The Vampire Diaries"

"Elena: I found my birth mother.

Damon's quote: "What is this guy, Witch-ipedia?" | Source: Amodays

"Elena: Pull over! I mean it Damon pull over!

Damon: Uggggh you were so much more fun when you were asleep." — "The Vampire Diaries"

"Katherine: Bady day?

Damon: Bad century." — "The Vampire Diaries"

Damon's quote: "I don't do the big brother thing very well, so I don't have any milk and cookies to offer you." | Source: Amodays

Damon (Ian Somerhalder) had great comedic timing on "The Vampire Diaries." He had funny nicknames for everyone, and his sarcastic humor made him a fan favorite despite being evil initially.

Apart from being humorous, Damon was a dark character haunted by his past because of his terrible actions. Still, his comedic lines made him shine throughout the show as the charismatic persona overshadowed his bad-boy image.

If you enjoyed reading quotes about this likable vampire character, read "47 Elena Gilbert Quotes," another character from "The Vampire Dairies." Similar shows in the genre are "Stranger Things" and "Wednesday."