33 Kelly Kapoor Quotes from Dunder Mifflin's Chief Gossip Girl

Kelly Kapoor, the vibrant and mischievous force of chaos in "The Office," thrives on stirring the pot for office romances and shamelessly revealing them, treating us to a front-row seat to the drama. Here are 33 quotes from the show's gossip girl.

Kelly Kapoor isn't just a troublemaker—she's a sassy and fun-loving character. Her bubbly and clueless nature provides a refreshing break from the mundane office routine, and she is always ready to entertain and distract.

Kelly's unapologetic self-acceptance captivates us, encouraging us to embrace the trivialities of life and indulge in water cooler gossip. Her playful banter with Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute and her love story with officemate Ryan Howard adds to her delightful presence.

Despite occasional social blunders, this customer service representative at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company shines in the shadow of her bumbling boss, Michael. His hilarious antics only enhance Kelly's charm. Continue reading to enjoy Kelly's witty remarks.

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream." | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

Kelly Kapoor's Unfiltered Quotes That Make Her Brilliant

"My resolution was to get more attention." — Kelly Kapoor

"I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?" — Kelly Kapoor

"This day is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S." — Kelly Kapoor

"I can't control what I say to people. I spend the whole day talking." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together. But don't tell him that, OK?" | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"I talk a lot, so I've just learned to tune myself out." — Kelly Kapoor

"Cafe Disco? More like Crap-ay Disco." — Kelly Kapoor

"I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's Unforgettable Quotes on Being Quirky and Chic

"Kelly: Could you scoot over? You're on my dress.

Meredith: I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.

Kelly: I know, but there was an emergency." — "The Office"

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?" | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Kelly: [kisses Dwight]

Dwight: What are you doing?!

Kelly: I don't know.

Dwight: You shouldn't do things like that. A man's supposed to do that." — "The Office"

"Kelly: [practicing karate] HI YAH! Hey that was pretty close!

Dwight: Good, now let me take you from behind.

Kelly: What?!" — "The Office"

"Jim: What's up Kelly?

Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!" — "The Office"

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?" | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Kelly Kapoor: Well, I manage my own department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And God, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.

Jim Halpert: Your department's just you, right?

Kelly Kapoor: Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage." — "The Office"

"Kelly: Should I seduce him?

Angela: No. No one wants to see that." — "The Office"

"Andy: This dance competition is not over.

Kelly: What dance competition? I was just dancin' casual with my friends, y'all." — "The Office"

Kelly Kapoor's Snarky Quotes That Stole the Show

"I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and it eats all my food, so I don't get fat." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl." | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream." — Kelly Kapoor

"You wanna call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away?" — Kelly Kapoor

"If I was you, I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant." — Kelly Kapoor

"I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?" — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "Cafe Disco? More like Crap-ay Disco." | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?" — Kelly Kapoor

"All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, and water for all three meals." — Kelly Kapoor

"You could ask me, 'Kelly what's the biggest company in the world?' And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer." — Kelly Kapoor

"Will someone please explain to me what's going on here? Since the interesting thing happened 'til now, so much time has passed. It's like my life is buffering." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "I talk a lot, so I've just learned to tune myself out." | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together. But don't tell him that, OK?" — Kelly Kapoor

"I am one of those few people who looks hot eating a cupcake." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?" | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

"Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for." — Kelly Kapoor

"Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? OK, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued,' four dots is a typo, but five dots means, 'Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'" — Kelly Kapoor

"So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. [Kelly opens the envelope] Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too." — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly Kapoor's quote: "My resolution was to get more attention." | Source: facebook.com/TheOfficeTV

Kelly Kapoor, portrayed by actress Mindy Kaling, captivates us with her genuine intentions and lighthearted mischief, making her an irresistible presence in "The Office." She constantly reminds us to embrace our true selves and enjoy simple pleasures in life.

Kelly's character teaches us to stay confident and composed in unexpected situations and to trust ourselves. Her relationship with Ryan Howard, portrayed by actor B.J. Novak, shows us the importance of persevering in love and not settling for less than we deserve.

"The Office" is a critically acclaimed comedy series with great enjoyment. Alongside Kelly's amusing antics, Kevin Malone is another character who fearlessly embraces his quirks and leaves a lasting impression through his memorable quotes.