20 Dr. Spaceman Quotes from "30 Rock's" Resident Medicine Man

Although Dr. Spaceman's quotes quickly reveal his shortcomings as a medical doctor, they sure strengthen his standing as an outstanding comedian with his take on the medical profession.

Dr. Leo Spaceman is a physician with an excellent reputation in the comedy-drama "30 Rock." This has been so, despite his methods, ethics, and knowledge being considered dubious.

Dr. Spaceman's quotes are hilarious and display nonsensical phrases that appear to make no sense. However, some comedy is not meant to be taken literally; hence, fans acknowledge his witty exchanges.

Dr. Spaceman's quote: "We have no way of knowing where the heart is." | Source: facebook.com/30RockTV

Dr. Spaceman Quotes

“What, This? No No No No. I was at a costume party, and the hostess’s dog attacked me, so I had to stab it.” – Dr. Spaceman

"Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife." – Dr. Spaceman

"Your blood tastes like root beer." – Dr. Spaceman

"We have no way of knowing where the heart is." – Dr. Spaceman

"Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?" – Dr. Spaceman

Dr. Spaceman's quote: "If you suffer from defects from your mother smoking, use your mutant paws and call the number below!" | Source: facebook.com/30RockTV

"You know if those teeth were in your vagina you'd be considered a monster" – Dr. Spaceman

"If you suffer from defects from your mother smoking, use your mutant paws and call the number below!" – Dr. Spaceman

“I’ve always said Humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight” – Dr. Spaceman

“You want this shot? You’ll need to dance for it.” – Dr. Spaceman

"I should warn you, general anesthesia can be hallucinogenic…so I highly recommend it.” – Dr. Spaceman

Dr. Spaceman's quote: “Science is...whatever we want it to be.” | Source: facebook.com/30RockTV

Dr. Spaceman Quotes about Pregnancies

“Good morning! Now, full disclosure: most of my experience is putting babies in women.” – Dr. Spaceman

“Well that’s redundant. All pregnancies are hysterical. They’re started by penises.” – Dr. Spaceman

"I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.” – Dr. Spaceman

Dr. Spaceman Quotes about the Medical Profession and Science

“Science is...whatever we want it to be.” – Dr. Spaceman

"Unfortunately, there is no field of science that deals with the brain, but I can give you this pamphlet for a cult!" – Dr. Spaceman

Dr. Spaceman's quote: "When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth” | Source: facebook.com/30RockTV

“When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth” – Dr. Spaceman

"We have no way of knowing because the powerful bread lobby keeps stopping my research!" – Dr. Spaceman

"If a patient’s friend runs into the operating room and yells at you, you have to stop. It’s the Doctor’s Code.” – Dr. Spaceman

"I have the results of your DNA Test, now, I am very serious about doctor/patient confidentiality, so I am gunna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves." – Dr. Spaceman

Dr. Spaceman's quote: “I’ve always said Humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight” | Source: facebook.com/30RockTV

The quotes clearly show that the doctor is not the most compassionate and is never too far away from controversy but does get the job done.

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