34 of the Funniest 'We're the Millers' Quotes

"We're the Millers" features a star-studded cast consisting of members with a massive reputation for comedy. Therefore, it is unsurprising that quotes from the film provide some of the best laughs that audiences can get from comedy films.

"We're the Millers" is a crime-comedy movie that follows the exploits of a small-time drug dealer who acquires the services of his neighbors to help him smuggle drugs into the United States from Mexico. The neighbors pretend to be his family as cover for the illegal and dangerous operation.

The film is primarily shot on the road to and from Mexico, with the family going through some funny moments throughout their journey. Here are some of the movie's most humorous quotes from the leading characters.

David Clark's quote: “It's called flirting, Kenny. You'll learn about it in college.” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

'We're the Millers' Quotes by David Clark

“Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?” — David Clark

“Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.” — David Clark

“It's called flirting, Kenny. You'll learn about it in college.” — David Clark

“Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.” — David Clark

“ You can buy a house and run away from it.” — David Clark

David Clark's quote: “Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

“ She's going to be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle. Actually, she might already be pregnant.” — David Clark

“Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.” — David Clark

“Oh, my God. You're a dude! Scared the hell out of me! I mean your voice was so much deeper than your bone structure.” — David Clark

“Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge.” — David Clark

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.” — David Clark

Rose O'Reilly's quote: “Oh God. Let me see it, Kenny, let me see it.” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

“Mm. Yeah, it's a candle I got from Anthropologie. 'Cheesy Feet' is what they call it. It's a best-seller.” — David Clark

“I'm here to pickup a smidge of pot.” — David Clark

“Do it for the girls. For Rose and Casey, because believe me, they won't last two days in a Mexican prison.” — David Clark

'We're the Millers' Quotes by Rose O'Reilly

“Oh God. Let me see it, Kenny, let me see it.” — Rose O'Reilly

“You're not a neighbor. You're a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet.” — Rose O'Reilly

“You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?” — Rose O'Reilly

Brad Gurdlinger's quote: “Smidge and half, no?” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

“David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever.” — Rose O'Reilly

“You know what I'm sayin'?” — Rose O'Reilly

'We're the Millers' Quotes Brad Gurdlinger

“That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers?” — Brad Gurdlinger

“Smidge and half, no?” — Brad Gurdlinger

“Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money” — Brad Gurdlinger

Casey Mathis' quote: “$30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

“Well, I don't like sports cars.” — Brad Gurdlinger

“I have a smidge of very choice marijuana down in Mexico, and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular currier is unavailable on the account of the fact he got gunned down. Anyway, that's where you come in.” — Brad Gurdlinger

“Wait, you just walked in there, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon, and they were like "Yeah, no problem?"— Brad Gurdlinger

“ I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?” — Brad Gurdlinger

Kenny Rossmore's quote: “You guys are getting paid?” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

“It's all here! I'm blown away David, great job. But it's late, deadline was last night, so... sorry buddy. No deal.” — Brad Gurdlinger

“Don't talk to me like that. I will have you killed and no one will miss your fucking nerd music.” — Brad Gurdlinger

'We're the Millers' Quotes by Casey Mathis

“$30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!” — Casey Mathis

“Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?” — Casey Mathis

Kenny Rossmore's quote: “You guys are getting paid?” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

'We're the Millers' Quotes by Kenny Rossmore

“Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.” — Kenny Rossmore

“You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man.” — Kenny Rossmore

“You kiss way better than my sister.” — Kenny Rossmore

“Melissa Fitzgerald: You're drug dealers?

Kenny Rossmore: No, we're drug smugglers.” — Kenny Rossmore

Casey Mathis' quote: “Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?” | Source: facebook.com/WereTheMillersUK

Going through these quotes can trigger flashbacks from the hilarious moments in the film referenced in these lines. The actors, including Jennifer Aniston and Will Poulter, gave an excellent account of themselves.

Lead actor Jason Sudeikis, a great funnyman, also stars in the sports comedy-drama "Ted Lasso." Fans of the show can check out these 31 Roy Kent quotes from the hot-headed coach.