30 'Good Omens' Quotes About Heavenly Humor and Devilish Depth

"Good Omens" is a captivating fantasy comedy by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. It started as a novel and became a delightful TV series on Amazon Prime Video in 2019. Here are 30 quotes from this enchanting masterpiece.

The story revolves around the arrival of Satan's child and explores the extraordinary adventures of Aziraphale, a friendly angel, and Crowley, a mischievous demon. The series emphasizes the lighthearted aspects of the End Times rather than approaching it with a serious tone.

Aziraphale, with celestial grace, and Crowley, with devilish charm, have existed since the dawn of Earth. Together, they conspire to avert the catastrophic End Times while relishing their cozy lives in charming England.

Throughout the ages, they have forged a unique and unbreakable friendship that defies logic and transcends time. The quotes are both awe-inspiring and amusing, guaranteed to brighten your day. Read them below.

Crowley's quote: "After a thousand years, it goes and does it all again." | Source: AmoDays

Thought-Provoking 'Good Omens' Quotes

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"Potentially evil. Potentially good, too, I suppose." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"With a P. I don't know about the other stuff, but we come from Surrey." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"The really important thing to be was yourself, just as hard as you could." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

Crowley's quote: "It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together." | Source: AmoDays

"Don't think of it as dying; just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"Evil, in general, does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums." ― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, "Good Omens"

"It's not enough to know what the future ​is. You have to know what it means." ― Anathema Device

Aziraphale's quote: "Come up with something, or I'll never talk to you again!" | Source: AmoDays

"Tomorrow will be all right. They'll have forgotten about it then. They always do." ― Adam Young

"Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush." ― Death

Aziraphale's Sarcastic and Humorous Quotes in 'Good Omens'

"Yes, but you're a demon. I'm not sure if it's actually possible for you to do good. It's down to your basic, you know, nature. Nothing personal, you understand." ― Aziraphale

"Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you." ― Aziraphale

Crowley's quote: "So we are both working very hard in damp places and just canceling each other out." | Source: AmoDays

"Perhaps we should wait." ― Aziraphale

"Come up with something, or I'll never talk to you again!" ― Aziraphale

"Yes, but you told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War." ― Aziraphale

"Well, that was scrumptious. What are you in the mood for now?" ― Aziraphale

Death's quote: "Don't think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush." | Source: AmoDays

Crowley's 'Good Omen' Quotes about Morality, Friendship, and the Absurdity of Good and Evil

"You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side." ― Crowley

"It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together." ― Crowley

"After a thousand years, it goes and does it all again." ― Crowley

"'Still a demon?' What kind of dumb question is that? What else am I going to be? An aardvark?" ― Crowley

Anathema Device's quote: "It's not enough to know what the future is. You have to know what it means." | Source: AmoDays

"Funny thing is, I keep wondering whether the apple thing wasn't the right thing to do, as well. A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing. Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?" ― Crowley

"So we are both working very hard in damp places and just canceling each other out." ― Crowley

"What, till he grows up? Shoot him, Aziraphale!" ― Crowley

Adam Young's quote: "Tomorrow will be all right. They'll have forgotten about it then. They always do." | Source: AmoDays

"A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing. He nudged the angel. Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?" ― Crowley

"Is it my fault they never checkup? I'm to blame they never checkup?" ― Crowley

Aziraphale's quote: "Yes, but you told them you invented the Spanish Inquisition and started the Second World War." | Source: AmoDays

David Tennant and Michael Sheen bring Crowley and Aziraphale to life in "Good Omens," showing us that friendship can defy expectations and thrive between opposing sides.

Crowley's musings challenge our understanding of good and evil, urging us to reflect on the complexities of our choices. Aziraphale's sarcasm reminds us to embrace our uniqueness and remain authentic. Ultimately, the series encourages us to embrace life's whimsy and find joy in its quirks.

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