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Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "There are worse things than prison; like this dinner party." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale
Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "There are worse things than prison; like this dinner party." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

40 Cheryl Blossom Quotes That Prove She Is a Sassy and Confident Woman

Bettina Dizon
Jun 24, 2023
11:00 P.M.
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Cheryl Blossom has a lot to brag about, thanks to her rich and influential family. Although her personality is easily disliked, Cheryl has her own burden to bear as someone who knows the dark secrets embedded in her family.

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Based on the Archie Comics characters, "Riverdale" focuses on high school students living in Riverdale. However, their beloved town is more than meets the eye. Several dark secrets and mysterious events plague Riverdale, bringing curiosity to its characters, who also navigate life as teenagers.

One of the characters, Cheryl Blossom, stands out for her bold personality. She is known for being outspoken, with a sharp tongue used to show her dominance in Riverdale High. While Cheryl can well be a villain, she can just as much become a hero.

Besides her negative characteristics, Cheryl is fierce and loyal, especially to her family. Cheryl becomes more of a mystery as the series unfolds, especially with her family's secrets. However, with her brother's corpse hidden in her home, what is unveiled of Cheryl may no longer be a surprise.

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I like that we say 'oh man' to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I like that we say 'oh man' to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

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Sassy Cheryl Blossom Quotes

"I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath salts." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I want to be a role model for all people. Even the ones who need makeup really badly." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"And you've got the combined vocabulary of a baked potato." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I like that we say 'oh man' to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Hobo. Bride of the hobo." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "You catatonic bimbos didn’t vote for me!” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "You catatonic bimbos didn’t vote for me!” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

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"Feel free to tremble." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"There are worse things than prison; like this dinner party." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"You catatonic bimbos didn't vote for me!" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-Esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I'm not trying to Carb-Shame you, Kevin, but, whatever's on your mind, It's not worth it. So, put down the Swizzler and tell me your tale of woe." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: “Seeing as you’re such an unrepentant spore, I think I’ll be pressing charges after all.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: “Seeing as you’re such an unrepentant spore, I think I’ll be pressing charges after all.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Sorry to interrupt Sad Breakfast Club, but I'm here to formally invite you to Jason's memorial at Thornhill this weekend." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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"That was a joke, you hobo. Of course, I'll give her your message, Betty. But no promises that she'll care or respond." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Hands off, Gollum." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Seeing as you're such an unrepentant spore, I think I'll be pressing charges after all." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Ugh! Get a room, Xenomorphs!" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I'm Cheryl Blossom aka Cheryl Bombshell. Which means I need no reasons. I simply am." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I'm Cheryl Blossom aka Cheryl Bombshell. Which means I need no reasons. I simply am." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Oh, I'll be there, insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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"Get this American Pickle the hell out of my sight." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom Quotes That Show Her Confidence

"You're welcome to challenge me. But you'll lose." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I'm Cheryl Blossom, aka Cheryl Bombshell. Which means I need no reasons. I simply am." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I'm too cute, and all the other girls are jealous." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"If you breathe, it's because I give you air." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"You can't discriminate against someone because they're better looking than you." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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"Everything looks good on me." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"You dare lecture me, your student council president, on rules and procedures? If this were the 18th century, I'd have you beheaded." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Never pass a mirror without looking in it." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Never pass a mirror without looking in it." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Need I remind you and the sorry lot of yams you call educators that I have suffered numerous family deaths? My mother disappeared, I am raising twin toddlers, and I am the sole caregiver for my Nana." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Iconic Chery Blossom Quotes

"Did you really think you could have a party without inviting moi?" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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"My claustrophobia acts up in small houses." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Never pass a mirror without looking in it." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"The answer is a double-cherry-on-top no." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother’s death?" | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother’s death?" | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Where are we going, and how extravagant a wardrobe should I pack?" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"I'm in the mood for some hell-raising." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"The answer, ladies, is 'no' and 'no.'" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Are you living mannequins suggesting I had something to do with my brother's death?" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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Cheryl Blossom with her quote: “This sick game you’re playing with my girl ends now. Some people may be buying the snake oil you’re peddling, but not me.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: “This sick game you’re playing with my girl ends now. Some people may be buying the snake oil you’re peddling, but not me.” | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Mr. Andrews! Nice haircut. You're looking extremely DILF-Y today." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo Since 1994." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"Butt out, closet monster. You have forfeited your right to take the high and mighty road. As pour moi, Betty, but of course." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

"This sick game you're playing with my girl ends now. Some people may be buying the snake oil you're peddling, but not me." — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

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"You mean True Detective? He's busy canoodling Nancy Drew, no doubt. How can we help?" — Cheryl Blossom, "Riverdale"

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I'm in the mood for some hell-raising." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

Cheryl Blossom with her quote: "I'm in the mood for some hell-raising." | Source: Facebook.com/CWRiverdale

"Riverdale" stars several magnificent talents, including child star Cole Sprouse, Lili Reinhart, KJ Apa, Camilla Mendes, and Madeline Petsch.

Many other "Riverdale" characters have exciting stories, including Jughead. Read some of his quotes to know more about the cynical, quick-temper lead star.

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