28 'Austin Powers Goldmember' Quotes That Are Still Funny

Who doesn't remember the Austin Powers trilogy from the late '90s and early 2000s? The spy became a fan-favorite character and earned Mike Myers international recognition. It's hard to say if the stories would work so well nowadays since comedy has changed, but let's remember these 28 "Austin Powers Goldmember" quotes.

"Austin Powers in Goldmember" was the third and final film in the franchise. It starred none other than Beyoncé as Foxxy Cleopatra and Michael Caine as Nigel Powers. When his father was kidnapped, the spy traveled in time to 1975 to defeat a villain called Goldmember, who was also working with Dr. Evil.

Its explicit and irreverent humor was certainly not for kids or politically correct, but it made Mike Myers a household name. Like Eddie Murphy, Myers loved playing more than one role in his movies, and he was truly a chameleon.

But while there's little to no chance of another film in the franchise, fans can rewatch the trilogy on several streaming platforms. Many also lament that comedies these days don't seem to hold a candle to those of the 2000s. Read these 28 "Austin Powers Goldmember" quotes.

Austin Powers' quote: "You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts." | Source: Amodays

'Austin Powers Goldmember' Quotes That Made Us LOL

"Oops. I did it again, baby." — Austin Powers

"You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts." — Austin Powers

"What do you know about my father's where... about... s?" — Austin Powers

"Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole." — Austin Powers

Dr. Evil's quote: “Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads? [Scott Evil nods]” | Source: Amodays

"You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." — Austin Powers

"Twins, Basil. Twins." — Austin Powers

'Austin Powers Goldmember' Quotes from Other Characters

“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads? [Scott Evil nods]” — Dr. Evil

“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.” — Nigel Powers

Dr. Evil's quote: “I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.” | Source: Amodays

“I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.” — Goldmember

“[To Dr. Evil] I hate you. [to Austin Powers] I hate you. [to Foxxy Cleopatra] I don't even know you, but I hate you too.” — Scott Evil

“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.” — Dr. Evil

“This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.” — Fat Bastard

Dialogue from "Austin Powers in Goldmember": "Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA! Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not. Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA! Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't." | Source: Amodays

"Is it true what they say about you? Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?" — Britney Spears

"Well, the future better get ready for me. 'Cause I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN." — Foxxy Cleopatra

"Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

"Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.

Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

Dialogue from "Austin Powers in Goldmember": "Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers. Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row." | Source: Amodays

'Austin Powers Goldmember' Quotes from Conversations with Others

"Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.

Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?

Austin Powers: That's something you don't know." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

"Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?

Austin Powers: A what?

Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

Austin Powers: That's not right…" — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

"Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers.

Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

"Austin Powers: Like I'd ever let Goldmember get away.

Dialogue from "Austin Powers in Goldmember": "Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini? Nigel Powers: It's not the size, mate. It's how you use it." | Source: Amodays

"Fook Mi: Do we make you sleepy?

Austin Powers: Well, you make me many things, but sleepy's not one of them." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

"Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size, mate. It's how you use it." — "Austin Powers in Goldmember"

Nigel Power's quote: “There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.” | Source: Amodays

Although there are no plans to make another film about the international man of mystery, Mike Myers appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" in 2022, stating that he would love to make a fourth film. Would you watch it?

It would be amazing if they managed to get some of the original cast, like Elizabeth Hurley, who played Vanessa Kensington. Maybe even Robert Wagner could make a cameo as Number 2 again. Of course, Beyonce should definitely make an appearance.