23 Fez 'That '70s Show' Quotes Showing His Out of Control Teenage Hormones

Fez is one of the lead characters in the popular teen sitcom "That '70s Show." His utterances show a strong desire for women and food, a somewhat typical characteristic of teenage boys.

Fez was an ever-horny exchange student who befriended his American counterparts and went on some exciting teenage years with them. He constantly made romantic advances to Jackie and Donna, but his advances were not well received. However, he eventually gets his girl in season 8.

Apart from showing Fez's uncontrollable hormonal behaviors, the quotes also reveal his sad moments when it felt like it was him against the world.

Fez's quote: “You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.” | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

Fez 'That 70s Show' Quotes about Food

“Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?” — Fez

"Jackie: "Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side."

Fez: "They have free food!" — Fez

"Where's my toast, you idiots?!" — Fez

Fez 'That 70s Show' Quotes about Girls, Women, and Sex

“You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.” — Fez

Fez's quote: “I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?” | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

“I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal.” — Fez

“Things at ballet class have taken a turn for the worse. Somehow, I've become one of the girls...a hairy, brown girl.” — Fez

“Kelso: But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.

Fez: Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off. ” — Fez

“I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?” — Fez

“Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!” — Fez

Fez's quote: “I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!” | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

"Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.

Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.

Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't." — Fez

“Jackie: You...You are my hero...My...my hunky, sexy, foreign skating hero!

Fez: And you are my...my spoiled, whiny skating princess.” — Fez

"I would love to make love to an 80-year-old. They must know everything, and not just about sex, but history and trivia too." — Fez

General Fez 'That 70s Show' Quotes

“I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America!” — Fez

Fez's quote: “Why don't you just shave it off?" | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

“While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.” — Fez

"Good day... I said good day!" — Fez

"Welcome to my sad little world." — Fez

“People of America, I give you 'Genitals in the Sky!'” — Fez

“Why don't you just shave it off?" — Fez

Fez's quote: "I was your secret squirrel." | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

“Jackie: Donna, I have to go to the ladies room... Donna?

Fez: I too must go to the bathroom... Eric?

Eric: No, it doesn't work that way with guys." — Fez

"Oh, Eric. Give it up for heaven's saké!" — Fez

"Every day I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping for friendship. And acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn?" — Fez

"I was your secret squirrel.” — Fez

"Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?

Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!

Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!

Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real." — Fez

Fez's quote: "Good day... I said good day!" | Source: facebook.com/That-70s-Show-Official

Although Fez was very much into the ladies, his interests were seldom replicated for most parts of the series. "That '70s Show" also featured future stars and later husband and wife Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.

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