46 Frank Reynolds Quotes: The Nasty Old Guy from ‘It's Always Sunny'

Frank Reynolds' character is central to the success of the popular sitcom, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Played by the energetic and talented Danny DeVito, the role has given fans memorable moments and quotes.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" follows the adventures of a misfit group of narcissistic sociopaths commonly known as "The Gang." They are in charge of running an Irish bar in South Philadelphia. Reynolds joined the team in season two after taking majority ownership of the bar.

The show has received widespread praise for its success, primarily attributed to commendable performances by the cast and the brilliant dark humor. Here are some great quotes from Frank Reynolds.

Frank Reynolds quote: “My money. I made it; you spent it.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

Frank Reynolds Quotes Filled with His Specific Humor

“There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?” – Frank Reynolds

“My money. I made it, you spent it.” – Frank Reynolds

“There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!” – Frank Reynolds

“Block the wind while I roast this bone.” – Frank Reynolds

“You're practically a Vietcong.” – Frank Reynolds

“Charlie… stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.” – Frank Reynolds

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” – Frank Reynolds

“Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

Frank Reynolds: “Thanks for coming. A little overdressed.”

Deandra Reynolds: “You said it was a classy affair, Frank.”

Frank Reynolds: “It was ’til you showed up [...] Where are your 101 Dalmatians tonight?” – Frank Reynolds

“Being married to Charlie has me all confused, I gotta get my hetero on.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds to Show His Life Attitude

“This is America: you’re either the duper or the dupee. You guys are the dupee.” – Frank Reynolds

“When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash” – Frank Reynolds

“Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she’s already got you running errands for her. She’s good. She is good!” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “You’re telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

“You’re telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?” – Frank Reynolds

“If life hands you lemons you can gotta cram ’em down some punk’s throat til he sees yellow.” – Frank Reynolds

“A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.” – Frank Reynolds

“I don’t know how many years I got left on this planet, I’m going to get real weird with it” – Frank Reynolds

“I stole a bunch of guns! I’m testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!” – Frank Reynolds

“You’re not ready for this fight, you’re not…” – Frank Reynolds

“Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “You’re not ready for this fight, you’re not…” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

Frank Reynolds to Provoke Deep Thoughts

“Deandra will take care of me.” – Frank Reynolds

“I borrowed it fringe style from that guy over there. I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he’s letting me use his towel.” – Frank Reynolds

“We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows, and cake.” – Frank Reynolds

“I love eggs, Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim... I don’t care if anyone doesn’t like that about me, they don’t have to stick around.” – Frank Reynolds

"Dennis turned out to be a loser." – Frank Reynolds

“Okay, you’re either inside or outside?” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “It’s not your fault, sweetie. You’re just not pretty enough.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

“It’s not your fault, sweetie. You’re just not pretty enough.” – Frank Reynolds

"Dennis: All of us have gotten goddamn weird.

Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!" – Frank Reynolds

“Maybe you should have somebody deported, like you used to, in the old days.” – Frank Reynolds

"…I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?" – Frank Reynolds

“We ate the watermelon. Butter me up, I’m gonna me the watermelon and jump in the pool.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “He thinks you’re too old, huh?” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

"Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.

Dennis: What are you saying Frank?

Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.

The Gang: Yay!" – Frank Reynolds

“He thinks you’re too old, huh?” – Frank Reynolds

“We gotta get you and the monster that’s in your gut down to Mexico, ASAP!” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: "Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?" | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

“Yeah, you do. Your mother had to have a c-section because of those hands.” – Frank Reynolds

“I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine...” – Frank Reynolds

"Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database? " – Frank Reynolds

“Asians love gambling!” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “I told ya, animals suck.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

“Then why all the shady behavior?” – Frank Reynolds

“I told ya, animals suck.” – Frank Reynolds

“It’s a god damn goldmine.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “Barbara. Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

“Browned out? What’s browned out?” – Frank Reynolds

“I’ve been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!” – Frank Reynolds

“Barbara. Your turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening.” – Frank Reynolds

“A series of Mexican women.” – Frank Reynolds

Frank Reynolds quote: “A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.” | Source: facebook.com/alwayssunny

Danny DeVito has always been a funny man, and his role as Frank Reynolds is no exception. The quotes also show a man with more profound thoughts and a positive attitude.

Fans of the show can also check out these 82 Dennis Reynolds quotes from the sitcom featuring the talented actress Alexandra Daddario.