36 Pam Beesly Quotes by Irreplaceable and Hilarious Office Administrator

From humorously pulling her colleagues' legs to acing comedic timing, Pam Beesly regularly proved why she was one of the funniest characters in "The Office." Continue reading for some of her best quotes.

"The Office" is based on a group of seemingly mismatched co-workers hilariously navigating the corporate space and their relationships. However, it was truly the characters that kept viewers locked in for so many years.

If surrounded by a funny boss like Michael Scott and witty co-workers such as Dwight Schrute, it would have been easy for anyone to disappear into the show's background as the receptionist. However, Pam Beesly elegantly held onto her spot as one of the show's funniest characters without even trying.

Pam Beesly's quote, "Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend… Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!" | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

Hilarious Pam Beesly Quotes

"And I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler." – Pam Beesly

"Kinda sounds like prison is better than Dunder Mifflin" – Pam Beesly

"Always the padawan, never the Jedi." – Pam Beesly

"I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me." – Pam Beesly

"I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens."– Pam Beesly

"Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend… Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!" – Pam Beesly

"I have this old vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager." – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

"The warehouse got a ping-pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is 12." — Pam Beesly

"Michael: Pam, you're trustworthy.

Pam: Thank you.

Michael: And a woman.

Pam: Oh no. " – Pam Beesly

"That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [reading from cards, in Forrest Gump voice] Sales is like a box a chocolates; you never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump." – Pam Beesly

"Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds." – Pam Beesly

"They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses "star," and they go to accounting. Basically 95% of my job." – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?" | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

Pam Beesly Quotes Full of Useful Life Lessons

"They say if you're nervous around someone, picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy." – Pam Beesly

"Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott." – Pam Beesly

"If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. It would be a pretty busy week." – Pam Beesly

"There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?" – Pam Beesly

"I'm at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did" – Pam Beesly

"Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt." – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

"When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that." — Pam Beesly

"Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.

Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?

Pam: No. Not like a ham." – Pam Beesly

"I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat." – Pam Beesly

"Michael wasn't invited. Apparently, they already knew everything they needed to know about him." – Pam Beesly

"I make that one copy, and I become the girl who makes copies. And by the end of the day, I'm the receptionist again." – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh, and it's next door to an Outback, so it always smells like steak." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

Pam Beesly Quotes Filled with Deep Thoughts

"I feel God in this Chili's tonight." – Pam Beesly

"Pam: I just feel kind of tired, you know?

Dwight: Maybe you've got mono.

Pam: Maybe." – Pam Beesly

"No, cause the ice melts… And then it's like second drink!" – Pam Beesly

"There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh, and it's next door to an Outback, so it always smells like steak" – Pam Beesly

"Pam: Michael and Jan definitely made out, maybe more.

Jim: Oh, yelch. Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it's Friday. So, keep that going.

Pam: Yay!" – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "It's like a long book that you never want to end, and you're fine with that because you just never want to leave it." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

"My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks, and it kinda sucks. Jim's been great. But I'm gonna have to buy my dad a robe." – Pam Beesly

"Roy and I just got back from the Poconos. I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January." – Pam Beesly

"It's like a long book that you never want to end, and you're fine with that because you just never want to leave it." — Pam Beesly

"Michael: And, even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And, at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to. [cut to interview]

Pam: He said WHAT?" – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a Coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

"Michael: This is just like that show, Taxi Cab Confessions.

Pam: You say one more word, I'm stopping the car.

Michael: Sorry." – Pam Beesly

"You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together." – Pam Beesly

"Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a Coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid." – Pam Beesly

Pam Beesly's quote, "You know, maybe we should have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together." | Source: Facebook/TheOfficeTV

It's been years since "The Office" fans have said goodbye to the iconic show. However, thanks to streaming platforms and social media, viewers can still kick their feet up and take a trip down memory lane when they binge-watch the series.

And whether your favorite character is someone bolder or someone more understated, anyone is inclined to let out a laugh or two whenever Pam Beesly, played by Jenna Fischer, has the spotlight.