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43 Dr Evil Quotes From The Comedic Villian

Dayna Remus
Oct 11, 2022
03:00 P.M.
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There are whispers that the fourth James Bond parody film, "Austin Powers," may be in the works, so it would be wise to refresh our memories of the secret agent's adventures. Why not start this trip down memory lane with one of his most famous nemesis, Dr. Evil?

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Dr. Evil is the main nemesis of Austin Powers in one of the three films, namely "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery." This villain is hell-bent on world domination. Still, his attempts are thwarted by mojo man Powers himself.

According to the Doctor, he grew up in a normal family, complete with a narcoleptic father, a mother who was a sex worker, and he was also beaten as a child. After freezing himself in the late 1960s, he eventually comes back, determined to get $1 million in exchange for not blasting a nuclear weapon at the earth's core.

During this time, he also faces his son, Scott Evil, for the first time, disappointed that he does not want to take over the evil business and rather wants to go into veterinary studies. The Doctor then places his affections on Mini-Me, his self-made clone.

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Delve into the world of this absurd villain by reading these 43 quotes.

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister,' thank you very much." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister,' thank you very much." | Image: Amodays

Giggle-Worthy Dr. Evil Quotes

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"There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster." — Dr. Evil

"It got weird, didn't it?" — Dr. Evil

"Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?" — Dr. Evil

"I like to see girls of that... caliber. By 'caliber,' of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters..." — Dr. Evil

"Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two." — Dr. Evil

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster." | Image: Amodays

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"The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin?" — Dr. Evil

"Well, it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough." — Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil Quotes of Him Just Being a Regular Villain

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." — Dr. Evil

"Oh hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, yeah? Good." — Dr. Evil

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"Anyways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project." — Dr. Evil

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." | Image: Amodays

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"Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call… Preparation H." — Dr. Evil

"You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" — Dr. Evil

"Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... MILLION dollars!" — Dr. Evil

"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." — Dr. Evil

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Dr. Evil Quotes of Him Speaking to or about His Son

"Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly." — Dr. Evil

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers." | Image: Amodays

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"What are your plans for this evening?" — Dr. Evil

"No, actually, the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully." — Dr. Evil

"I'm with it. I'm hip. [Attempting to do the Macarena ]." — Dr. Evil

"Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?" — Dr. Evil

"You're the best evil son an evil dad could ever ask for." — Dr. Evil

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "No, actually, the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "No, actually, the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully." | Image: Amodays

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"Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't." — Dr. Evil

"Scottie's on fire..." — Dr. Evil

"Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers." — Dr. Evil

"Give me a hug." — Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil Speaking to or about Austin Powers

"No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die." — Dr. Evil

  Dr. Evil’s quote: "Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself." | Image: Amodays

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"Not really. Kill the little [expletive], see if I care." — Dr. Evil

"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers!" — Dr. Evil

"Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself." — Dr. Evil

"Each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry." — Dr. Evil

"As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?" — Dr. Evil

  Dr. Evil’s quote: "I'm gonna get you Austin Powers!" | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "I'm gonna get you Austin Powers!" | Image: Amodays

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Temperamental Dr. Evil Quotes

"What... Mini-Me, don't you ever do that again, you hear me? Don't you ever do that again!" — Dr. Evil

"That's Doctor Evil. I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister,' thank you very much." — Dr. Evil

"I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little [expletive]. They were insolent." — Dr. Evil

"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? — Dr. Evil

"Just know that I have a whole bag of 'shh!' with your name on it." — Dr. Evil

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 Dr. Evil’s quote: "Each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "Each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry." | Image: Amodays

"Throw me a frickin' bone here!" — Dr. Evil

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!" — Dr. Evil

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"Open the frickin' door!" — Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil Quotes to or about Mini-Me

"Hang on, Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you, I don't know what I would do." — Dr. Evil

"Is he sleeping? Well, that's okay. I guess Mini-Me won't get any… chocolate!" — Dr. Evil

  Dr. Evil’s quote: "But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini-Me, you complete me." | Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini-Me, you complete me." | Image: Amodays

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"Mini-Me? Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?" — Dr. Evil

"Mini-Me, no, we don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mini- no! Leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him." — Dr. Evil

"But Scott rejected me, c'est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini-Me, you complete me." — Dr. Evil

 Dr. Evil’s quote: "Mini-Me? Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?"| Image: Amodays

Dr. Evil’s quote: "Mini-Me? Where are you? Could someone put a fricken bell on him or something?"| Image: Amodays

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The three Austin Powers movies released are not rated as the best. However, their dry humor has had the world transfixed and laughing until their stomachs hurt.

The first two were released in the late 1990s, and the third in the early 2000s. This is why it was a surprise when it was recently announced that there would be a fourth Austin Powers movie.

However, the facts around the release date and the possibility of this movie being made have been blurred by the director Mathew Jay Roach's death.

While we wait and see if the groovy spy will grace the cinema screens, let's read some quotes from another comical villain, albeit with darker humor; the Joker.

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