Be Charmed by These 54 Cute and Funny ‘Little Rascals’ Quotes

According to stereotypes, little boys tend to display an innocent disgust for girls growing up, only to mature at a later age. Read the following 54 quotes from the film "The Little Rascals," which explores this concept through humor.

"The Little Rascals," released in 1994, is an adorable story about a group of young boys who create a no-girls club complete with the understanding that they should not associate or 'play' with girls. Unfortunately, they find out that one of their members, Alfalfa, has betrayed them with a girl named Darla, leading them to try and sabotage the two's romance.

From there, drama ensues as the boys' clubhouse burns down, and Darla turns her attention to the new boy in town, Waldo. Read the following 54 quotes from the different characters in this adorable movie.

Alfalfa’s quote: "Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts." | Image: AmoDays

Charming Alfalfa Quotes

"All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!" — Alfalfa

"I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception." — Alfalfa

"Yeah, and so oily!" — Alfalfa

"Uh, the dentist pulled my wisdom teeth." — Alfalfa

"Why am I soaking wet?" — Alfalfa

Alfalfa’s quote: "Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-you Judas Priest! This is all your fault!" | Image: AmoDays

"You are so beautiful to me!" — Alfalfa

"I'm not like those guys. I'm a sensitive male." — Alfalfa

"Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts." — Alfalfa

"Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-you Judas Priest! This is all your fault!" — Alfalfa

"While you feed my soul, I can feed your...face." — Alfalfa

Alfalfa’s quote: "Then the clouds opened up, and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'" | Image: AmoDays

"Darla! Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this. Which I'll make up later!" — Alfalfa

"Dear Darla, I can't live without you...Really...I'm not kidding." — Alfalfa

"Then the clouds opened up, and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'" — Alfalfa

Darling Darla Quotes

"Why are boys such jerks?" — Darla

"He makes me melt like the 4th of July." — Darla

Darla’s quote: "Take my heart, but please don't break it." | Image: AmoDays

"This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!" — Darla

"Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!" — Darla

"That explains why you're so refined!" — Darla

"Take my heart, but please don't break it." — Darla

Cheeky Waldo Quotes

"Watch it, bud." — Waldo

Waldo’s quote: "You are the sophistication of a woman of twelve." | Image: AmoDays

"We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery." — Waldo

"You are the sophistication of a woman of twelve." — Waldo

Loveable Spanky Quotes

"Your loss, baby!" — Spanky

"How's the toothache, bub?" — Spanky

"So that explains why you're acting so stupid." — Spanky

Spanky’s quote: "Your loss, baby!" | Image: AmoDays

"People, people, we need your money!" — Spanky

"Thank you, my good man!" — Spanky

Sweetheart Stymie Quotes

"You know what they say; wood doesn't grow on trees!" — Stymie

"You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!" — Stymie

"You can't treat people this way, Mister!" — Stymie

Stymie’s quote: "And especially never fall in love, and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully." | Image: AmoDays

"I wonder if she's thinking of me too." — Stymie

"Porky, you sure know how to make a sandwich!" — Stymie

"If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!" — Stymie

"You only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friends...once in a lifetime." — Stymie

"We wanna take out a hefty loan." — Stymie

Stymie’s quote: "I… Stymie... member in good standing of the 'He-Man Woman Haters Club'... do solemnly swear to be a He-Man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to." | Image: AmoDays

"You're not thinking of Darla, are you?" — Stymie

"And especially never fall in love, and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully." — Stymie

"Babes are like a bad song…" — Stymie

"I… Stymie... member in good standing of the 'He-Man Woman Haters Club'... do solemnly swear to be a He-Man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to." — Stymie

Every Little Rascal Has Something to Say Quotes

"Quick, what's the number for 911?" — Buckwheat

Uh-Huh’s quote: "Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them." | Image: AmoDays

"If you were my kids, I'd punish you." — Mr. Welling

"We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!" — Buckwheat

"Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them." — Uh-Huh

"That wasn't sand; that was kitty litter." — Porky

"Don't worry. It's pretty fresh." — Buckwheat

Mr. Welling’s quote: "Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan…denied!" | Image: AmoDays

"I'll trade you my pickle for a nickel." — Porky

"Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan…denied!" — Mr. Welling

"This'll be like stealin' candy from a baby." — Butch

The Rascals’ quote: "We are 'He-Man Woman Haters.' We feed girls to alligators, Our clubhouse burned down mighty low, but we've got a plan to make some dough! Left, right. left, right." | Image: AmoDays

"The last time we stole candy from a baby, we ended up with chicken pox." — Woim

"Any last words?" — Butch

"He's smoother than a baby's bottom." — Twin #1

"And he smells better, too." — Twin #2

"We are 'He-Man Woman Haters' We feed girls to alligators. Our clubhouse burned down mighty low, but we've got a plan to make some dough! Left, right, left, right." — The Rascals

Stymie’s quote: "Babes are like a bad song…" | Image: AmoDays

While many love the film, there are some criticisms, such as accusations of sexism, gender stereotypes, and discriminatory humor, to name only a few. That being said, it remains popular to the point where Netflix felt the need to stream the film on the platform.

While the film doesn't generally have high ratings, it did win the 1995 BMI Film Music Award and the 1995 Young Artist Award for Best Performance by a Youth Ensemble in a Motion Picture. To connect with your inner child, read these 40 "Over the Garden Wall" quotes.