41 ‘Good Burger’ Quotes: Ed and Dexter’s Secret Ingredient to Success

In this film, co-workers Dexter and Ed find a way to turn a bleak situation around and rake in some serious money. Learn more about them by reading the 41 quotes below.

Teenager Dexter is scrounging to find the money to pay off a car he wrecked by mistake. To do so, he works at Good Burger, but soon things look dismal, and a new, popular burger joint opens up down the street.

To avoid Good Burger from closing down, he and his co-worker Ed set out on a mission to save the burger joint they work at. Luckily, via Ed's secrets sauce, they may have the literal ingredient for success. Read the following 41 quotes to learn about Ed, Dexter, and the other characters in the show.

An image of Ed with his quote: “I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.” | Source: AmoDays

Ed’s Quotes

"What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?" — Ed

"You don't wanna be partners?" — Ed

"I don't remember what my dad looks like either, but at least I get to see him every day." — Ed

“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?” — Ed

“I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.” — Ed

An image of Ed with his quote: “I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.” | Source: AmoDays

"You said you were Kurt." — Ed

"And that's Otis; he's 77 years old and worked here longer than anyone." — Ed

"That's what I gave you." — Ed

"The manager already knows my name." — Ed

An image of Ed with his quote: “I like to have dinner every night.” | Source: AmoDays

"Ever been to Australia?" — Ed

“I give up. There's no way a guy can watch his own butt.” — Ed

"Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?" — Ed

"This is where I come to think...I think." — Ed

“I like to have dinner every night.” — Ed

Dexter’s Quotes

An image of Dexter with his quote: “Kurt must look awfully strange naked.” | Source: AmoDays

“Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.” — Dexter

"Hey, man, about the contract, why don't we just forget about it." — Dexter

“Kurt must look awfully strange naked.” — Dexter

"So, Monique, what are you going to do tonight after you lock up?" — Dexter

An image of Dexter with his quote: “Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.” | Source: AmoDays

“Now, please go away. I’ve had a very bad day.” — Dexter

"No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.” — Dexter

“You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain.” — Dexter

"Okay, now this grinder of yours. Is it a real grinder or just a metaphor?" — Dexter

"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" — Dexter

An image of Dexter with his quote: “Now, please go away. I’ve had a very bad day.” | Source: AmoDays

"I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big." — Dexter

Monique’s Quotes

"I thought I'd go home." — Monique

“A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.” — Monique

"Well, that's where my stuff is." — Monique

“It's just the contract you had Ed sign. You know the one where you take most of his money? The money he's supposed to get for his sauce. I can't believe you would do something like that to someone who trusts you! How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed? And after he got you a job!” — Monique

Otis's Quotes

An image of Monique with her quote: “A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.” | Source: AmoDays

“It makes me glad I’m not dead.” — Otis

"I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce." — Otis

"I should've died years ago.” — Otis

More ‘Good Burger’ Quotes

"I want you to bail on Good Burger. You make your sauce for Kurt." — Kurt

An image of Monique and Otis with his quote: “It makes me glad I’m not dead.” | Source: AmoDays

“Do you know what’s great on this corndog?” — Roxanne

“No one’s ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!” — Fizz

“I'm a psychopath.” — Heather

An image of Roxanne with her quote: “Do you know what’s great on this corndog?” | Source: AmoDays

"Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?" — Roxanne

"Well, well, brother Reed. You have messed up my afro." — Mr. Wheat

"So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.” —Troy

An image of Heather with her quote: “I'm a psychopath.” | Source: AmoDays

While "Good Burger" didn't receive any awards, it is still widely popular with viewers, proving that critical acclamation isn't the only contributor to long-term success in the entertainment industry.

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