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A picture of 'The Ragtag' group with a quote by Vax’ildan: “I’m killing someone. Hold, please.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo
A picture of 'The Ragtag' group with a quote by Vax’ildan: “I’m killing someone. Hold, please.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

41 'Critical Role' Quotes for All the Dungeons & Dragon's Fanatics

Dayna Remus
Apr 11, 2023
08:00 A.M.
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If you've ever played Dungeons & Dragons before, you know how absorbed you can get into the game. These 41 quotes will remind you of this feeling or invite you to experience something new and exciting.

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As nerdom has slowly become cool over the years, the popularity of the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons or D&D, as many refer to it. Critical Role is a platform for D&D fanatics to broadcast live and compelling campaigns weekly for its online audience.

The individuals improvising the game are voice actors, making these journeys even more compelling. An animation series has been created based on one of their campaigns, "The Legend of Vox Machina," using the original voice actors for their developed characters.

Read 41 quotes below from the many characters in this series.

An image of Scanlan Shorthalt with her quote:  “It’s cow-maflage.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Scanlan Shorthalt with her quote: “It’s cow-maflage.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

Scanlan Shorthalt's Quotes

“Secret weapon, I sleep near Percy a lot. He rhymes in his sleep, it’s the strangest thing.” — Scanlan Shorthalt

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“I walk away. And then I come back.” — Scanlan Shorthalt

“It’s cow-maflage.” — Scanlan Shorthalt

"Percy's killing you today. Not us." — Scanlan Shorthalt

Grog Strongjaw Quotes

“I have an intelligence of six. I know what I’m doing.” — Grog Strongjaw

An image of Scanlan Shorthalt with her quote:m “I’d like to arm wrestle in case I need to eat my way out of sadness with pies.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Scanlan Shorthalt with her quote:m “I’d like to arm wrestle in case I need to eat my way out of sadness with pies.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

“Uh, Grog isn’t here right now; this is Phillip.” — Grog Strongjaw

“I am Grog, the unintimidated.” — Grog Strongjaw

"I run up his fat chest and headbutt him in the face!" — Grog Strongjaw

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“I’d like to arm wrestle in case I need to eat my way out of sadness with pies.” — Grog Strongjaw

Percy De Rolo Quotes

“Never attack the bedding before you know the thread count.” — Percy de Rolo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his  quote:  “Life needs things to live.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his quote: “Life needs things to live.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

"Did I even want revenge before I talked to you? Did I? I don’t remember anymore. What does she die for? What do I even need? I want my country. I want my sister! I’ve killed two of those who have wronged me and nothing is better. Nothing feels better; nothing is avenged. What is this worth to you?" — Percy de Rolo

"To wait until this is over." Percy de Rolo

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“Life needs things to live.” — Percy de Rolo

“Dagger’s so sharp it could cut the sexual tension.” — Percy de Rolo

“In fact, we’ll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and, I believe, your pride.” — Percy de Rolo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his  quote:  “No matter what happens today, I forgive you. But I cannot let you leave.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his quote: “No matter what happens today, I forgive you. But I cannot let you leave.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

“The buttflap of my soul is down.” — Percy de Rolo

"You’re going to your room." Percy de Rolo

“No matter what happens today, I forgive you. But I cannot let you leave.” — Percy de Rolo

"No. But if it was, would I tell you?" — Percy de Rolo

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"We’re putting an end to the Briarwoods tonight. Before the sun sets. This is the end of them. It’s all going to be over, and we’re going to stop whatever it is they’re doing under the city." — Percy de Rolo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his  quote:  “You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart. This is your doing.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his quote: “You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart. This is your doing.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

"I know, and I’m so sorry." — Percy de Rolo

“You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart. This is your doing.” — Percy de Rolo

“I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.” — Percy de Rolo

Vax’ildan Quotes

“I’m killing someone. Hold, please.” — Vax’ildan

“Talk about my sister again.” — Vax’ildan

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An image of Percy de Rolo with his  quote: “I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Percy de Rolo with his quote: “I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

"Your soul doesn't need to be forfeit, Percival." — Vax’ildan

“With great power comes great responsibility, shut up!” — Vax’ildan

"I have no idea what's about to happen, but it has been a great pleasure to walk beside each and every one of you." — Vax’ildan

"Vex is gonna kill us." — Vax’ildan

More 'Critical Role' Quotes

“Sometimes, people go, and you never get them back.” — Kerrek

An image of Cassandra  with her quote: “You have no power over me…” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Cassandra with her quote: “You have no power over me…” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

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"You can’t! I broke the world for us!" Delilah

“…everything you’ve suffered and endured and created in that time has made you into the person that you are now.” — Vex

“You have no power over me…” — Cassandra

"Your sister left us the day those arrows found my chest. I did not die from those wounds but to watch you leave me there in the snow. I have a new family. I am a Briarwood. And I have a destiny with the Whispered One." — Cassandra

”He smells like sandalwood, and dismissiveness.” — Lyra

An image of Scanlon with his quote: “You will leave… when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Scanlon with his quote: “You will leave… when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

“I’ve missed you guys. I’ve never met you! But I missed you guys!” — Keyleth

"I love you, Vax. I have for a long time. And I'm sorry for being me and that it took me this long to say it." — Keyleth

"You say this. We’ve tried twice." Cassandra

An image of Grog Strongjaw and Scanlon crying with his quote: “Sometimes, people go and you never get them back.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

An image of Grog Strongjaw and Scanlon crying with his quote: “Sometimes, people go and you never get them back.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVideo

“No one’s on a first-name basis with Gilmore. Gilmore is Gilmore. Except for maybe, maybe Vax. — Matt Mercer

“You lost our flying carpet, you unconscious [expetive]!” — Vex’ahlia

“No mercy, Percy!” — Lilith

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An image of Vex with her quote: “…everything you’ve suffered and endured and created in that time has made you into the person that you are now.” |  Source: youtube.com/PrimeVide

An image of Vex with her quote: “…everything you’ve suffered and endured and created in that time has made you into the person that you are now.” | Source: youtube.com/PrimeVide

Dungeons & Dragons have quickly entered the mainstream as the game to play, but there is no denying that "Stranger Things" played a massive role in popularizing this game.

One character in Campaign Master who adored the game was the iconic Eddie Munson himself, one of the many individuals who passed away in the show, breaking viewers' hearts.

To honor Munson and the other fallen characters, read these 38 "Stranger Things" quotes from beloved characters beyond the grave.

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