50 Karen Walker Quotes from ‘Will & Grace’s’ Vodka Loving Fashionista

"Will and Grace" first aired in the late '90s, and one of the show's most unforgettable characters was the amoral socialite Karen Walker. Karen truly lived up to the "funny friend" trope while displaying a hidden depth to herself.

Funny woman Megan Mullally brought life to one of comedy's most beloved characters, introducing Karen Walker to audiences in 1998 in the decades-old sitcom "Will and Grace." Karen was a sexually free woman unafraid of sharing her sexual exploits with her friends.

The filthy rich fashionista lived by her own rules and never hesitated to speak her mind with her cynical sense of humor. While living up to the funny friend trope, Karen became a pull factor for audiences because she didn't try to be a good person or pretend to be one.

And despite some of her questionable standards, she could be insightful in her own way. In honor of this memorable character, enjoy her funniest quotes in the collection below.

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

Karen Walker Quotes: 'Honey...'

"Honey… What is this? What's going on? What's happening?" — Karen Walker

"Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." — Karen Walker

"Honey, it's a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids." — Karen Walker

"Honey I would, but I don't want to." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.'" | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Honey, I don't look. I'm looked at." — Karen Walker

"Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.'" — Karen Walker

"No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space." — Karen Walker

Karen Walker's Shining Personality

"Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Talk to the boob." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact." — Karen Walker

"Let's take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person." — Karen Walker

"He's taking me to Cancun for a week. Maybe I'll take some jeans and trade 'em for a new maid." — Karen Walker

"Talk to the boob." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Excuse me, lady, would you happen to have a breath mint? You do? Well, pop it in your mouth, woman. It's not doing any good in your purse!" | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Why don't you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs?" — Karen Walker

"That was your drink talking? Well, right now, MY drink is talking. And it's saying, "Drink me, I make life more fun. Anyone from a high school senior to a hobo under a bridge knows that!" — Karen Walker

"Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in?" — Karen Walker

"Excuse me, lady, would you happen to have a breath mint? You do? Well, pop it in your mouth, woman. It's not doing any good in your purse!" — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Oh hey! Somebody got flowers. Or as I like to call them, poor people jewelry." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!" — Karen Walker

"It's not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby." — Karen Walker

"Oh hey! Somebody got flowers. Or as I like to call them, poor people jewelry." — Karen Walker

"If you ever need someone to drink with, I'll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'll drink with you. I guess what I'm trying to say is: I love to drink!" — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "You say potato, I say vodka." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Knock! Knock! Anybody homo?" — Karen Walker

"You say potato, I say vodka." — Karen Walker

"The only other person I've apologized to is my mother, and that was court-ordered." — Karen Walker

"Light beer? What's next, non-addictive painkillers?" — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off." — Karen Walker

"You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags." — Karen Walker

"Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?" — Karen Walker

"NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Maybe it's like it says in the Bible: I felt bad because I had no shoes, but then I met someone who had really bad shoes." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"That's like saying Prada's are just shoes, or Vodka is just a morning beverage!" — Karen Walker

"Well, you're all boring and I'm fun."— Karen Walker

"I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!" — Karen Walker

"Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men could climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks of winter!" — Karen Walker

"If you want people to like you you have to buy them things." — Karen Walker

"I'm going to take the high road, and just because I'm high." — Karen Walker

"God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture, or have compassion. But he did give me the ability to crack a walnut with my hoo-ha." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "You know how I know? Because I reeeeeally think so." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

"Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci'd and dragged in." — Karen Walker

"I like you. Wanna make out?" — Karen Walker

"You know how I know? Because I reeeeeally think so." — Karen Walker

"I got a fake laugh with your name all over it." — Karen Walker

A photo of Karen Walker with the quote, "I got a fake laugh with your name all over it." | Source: YouTube/ComedyBites

Mullally starred alongside Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, and Sean Hayes in the award-winning series. Other stars, including Taye Diggs and Jeff Goldblum, also appeared on the show. For more laughs, check out these 46 Dee Reynolds quotes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."