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Dewey Finn, with his quote: “The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock and roll to the world.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures
Dewey Finn, with his quote: “The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock and roll to the world.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

42 ‘School of Rock’ Quotes: Stick It to the Man with These Hardcore Lines

Dayna Remus
Jun 03, 2023
08:00 A.M.
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"School of Rock" unapologetically embraces the spirit that comes with rock and roll music. It teaches audiences the value of a balanced and enriching life and not one solely focused on reaching one goal after the other. Most of all, it shows us that music brings people together. Get a taste of this spirit by reading these 42 quotes.

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"School of Rock" is a cult classic with Dewey Finn as the main character. Fin is a washed-up wannabe rock musician that just got kicked out of his band. On top of this, he is threatened with being kicked out of his living place because of his money issues.

Finn has a crazy plan and pretends to be a substitute teacher to earn money. He is disinterested in the job and children once he learns how well they can play music. Jumping on the opportunity, he secretly forms a band with these kids, teaching them "the ways" of rock and roll and preparing them for the Battle of the Bands competition.

Stick it to the man, as Finn would say, by reading these 42 quotes from him, the children, and other characters in this rocking film.

Dewey Finn, with his  quote: “I’m a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.”| Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with his quote: “I’m a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.”| Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

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Dewey Finn Quotes

"...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off?" — Dewey Finn

“Give up, just quit, because, in this life, you can’t win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end, you’re just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man.” — Dewey Finn

“No, it’s nine. You’re right. I was testing you. It’s nine, and that’s a magic number.” — Dewey Finn

"Cello, you've got a bass." — Dewey Finn

Dewey Finn, with his  quote: “It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain too.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with his quote: “It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain too.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

"God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our hig-voltage rock. In your name, we pray. Amen." — Dewey Finn

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"Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?" — Dewey Finn

"Hey, you've got some everybody wants: You've got talent, girl! You have an incredible singing voice, and I'm not just saying that. You've heard of Aretha Franklin, right?" — Dewey Finn

“And therefore, E=MC2. Oh, Miss Mullins, come in.” — Dewey Finn

"We will continue our lecture on the Man when we return. Have a good music class.” — Dewey Finn

Dewey Finn, with his quote: “Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with his quote: “Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

“Okay, who’s got food in here? You’re not gonna get in trouble. I’m hungry.” — Dewey Finn

“I’m a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.” — Dewey Finn

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“Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?” — Dewey Finn

"Actually it's Schnayblay." — Dewey Finn

“It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain too.” — Dewey Finn

Zack, with Billy’s quote: “You're tacky, and I hate you!” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Zack, with Billy’s quote: “You're tacky, and I hate you!” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

“I service society by rocking, okay? I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!” — Dewey Finn

"Hey, hey, hey. Ms. Dumbbum ain't your teacher today, I am. And I've got a headache and the runs." — Dewey Finn

“Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?” — Dewey Finn

“The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock and roll to the world.” — Dewey Finn

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"Dude, I've been mooching off you for years." — Dewey Finn

Dewey Finn, with Summer Hathaway’s quote: “You’re a joke. You’re the worst teacher I’ve ever had!” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with Summer Hathaway’s quote: “You’re a joke. You’re the worst teacher I’ve ever had!” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

"No. It means I was drunk yesterday." — Dewey Finn

"Don't you be talking about my bow tie!" — Dewey Finn

“I don’t wanna hang out with wannabe corporate sellouts. I’m gonna form my own band. We’re gonna start a revolution. And you’re gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic [expletive]!” — Dewey Finn

Quotes from the Band Members

“I want to learn from my teacher.” — Summer Hathaway

“Don’t let the Man bring you down.” — Lawrence Dooley

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Dewey Finn, with Summer Hathaway’s quote: “Rock isn’t about getting an A. Sex Pistols never won anything.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with Summer Hathaway’s quote: “Rock isn’t about getting an A. Sex Pistols never won anything.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

"We did what you told us. We stuck it to the Man." — Lawrence Dooley

"It's glitter rock, and it's glam, and it's fabulous!" — Billy

"My parents don't spend $15,000 a year for recess." — Summer Hathaway

“Come on, man. We’re on a mission. One great rock show can change the world. Look out the window.” — Freddy Jones

“You're tacky, and I hate you!” — Billy

Freddy Jones and Dewey Finn, with Lawrence’s quote: "You're a fat loser, and you have body odor." | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Freddy Jones and Dewey Finn, with Lawrence’s quote: "You're a fat loser, and you have body odor." | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

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“Go to hell, Schneebly!” — Freddy Jones

“You’re a joke. You’re the worst teacher I’ve ever had!” — Summer Hathaway

“Rock isn’t about getting an A. "Sex Pistols" never won anything.” — Freddy Jones

“Just play the song, Schneebly!” — Freddy Jones

"You're a fat loser, and you have body odor." — Lawrence

Rosalie Mullins Quotes

Dewey Finn, with Rosalie Mullins’ quote: “No. No, we don’t use corporal punishment here.”  | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with Rosalie Mullins’ quote: “No. No, we don’t use corporal punishment here.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

"I’ve just been informed that all your children are missing.” — Rosalie Mullins

“I am principal of the school's band.” — Rosalie Mullins

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“I can’t make a mistake! I gotta be perfect! And that pressure has turned me into something that I never wanted to be!” Rosalie Mullins

“No. No, we don’t use corporal punishment here.” — Rosalie Mullins

Dewey Finn, with Rosalie Mullins’ quote: “I am principal of the school's band.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Dewey Finn, with Rosalie Mullins’ quote: “I am principal of the school's band.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

More ‘School of Rock’ Quotes

“Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.” — Ned Schneebly

"Yeah, yeah, I told you to be like Ned, Dewey! I didn't tell you to be Ned! And you're not gonna even apologize?" — Patty Di Marco

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"You know, Dewey, it's one thing to throw your life away! But then to put Ned's career in jeopardy is so selfish!" — Patty Di Marco

Zack and Dewey Finn, with  Ned Schneebly’s quote: “Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Zack and Dewey Finn, with Ned Schneebly’s quote: “Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.” | Source: youtube.com/paramountpictures

Jack Black was the show's star, using his well-known musicianship, vocals, and eccentric personality to embody Dewey. This beloved performer was also joined by Sarah Silverman, Joan Cusack, Mike White, Miranda Cosgrove, and many more.

Beyond acting, Black was and is well-known for his musical comedy, especially in the band "Tenacious D," where he and his band member create tunes that leave listeners in stitches.

There is one musical comedian in particular that is making waves right now. Read 21 quotes to get a sense of his unfiltered wisdom and humor.

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