29 'Night at the Museum Quotes' Feat. Larry, Teddy Roosevelt and Others

"Night at the Museum" features a stellar cast whose performances made for a beautiful fantasy comedy movie. The characters gave the audience some lines to take away from the film.

The film, released in 2006, is about Larry Daley, a divorced father who begins working at the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. While working as a night watchman, he discovers that the exhibits come to life at night, setting the tone for a night of comedy.

Quotes from the film have no shortage of funny lines but also feature some inspirational ones, especially those by Teddy Roosevelt, a character based on the 26th President of the United States.

Larry's quote: “What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?” | Source: Amodays

Night at the Museum Quotes from Larry

“Civil War dudes... You guys are brothers, for God's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble, but South, you guys get Allman Brothers ...and... Nascar. So just chill!” — Larry

“Debbie - can I call you Debbie? 'Cause, um, I felt a connection when I entered this office, and I don't know if you did too.” — Larry

“No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.” — Larry

“What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?” — Larry

“Hey teeny, how does that sound?” — Larry

Larry's quote: “Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?” | Source: Amodays

“Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.” — Larry

“I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little.” — Larry

“Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?” — Larry

“Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.” — Larry

“I'm trusting you guys, alright? And if you don't do what I say, you'll end up like your little buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up. Take a look. Do they look happy?” — Larry

Teddy Roosevelt's quote: “I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?” | Source: Amodays

“All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!” — Larry

"End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line." — Larry

Night at the Museum Quotes from Teddy Roosevelt

“I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?” — Teddy Roosevelt

“If it can be dreamed, it can be done.” — Teddy Roosevelt

“Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.” — Teddy Roosevelt

Jedediah's quote: “Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!” | Source: Amodays

“Who's evolved?” — Teddy Roosevelt

“Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?” — Teddy Roosevelt

“Stop babbling, boy!” — Teddy Roosevelt

Night at the Museum Quotes from the Other Characters

“Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!” — Jedediah

“Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?” — Dr. McPhee

Octavius' quote: “It's kinda how we pass the time.” | Source: Amodays

“No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!” — Dr. McPhee

“It's kinda how we pass the time.” — Octavius

“I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.” — Jedediah

“We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.” — Octavius

Jedediah's quote: “Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.” | Source: Amodays

“No problemo, Gigantor.” — Jedediah

“Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.” — Jedediah

“No. They look sad.” — Jedediah

“Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.

Rebecca: That's because she's a statue…” — Rebecca

Teddy Roosevelt's quote: “If it can be dreamed, it can be done.” | Source: Amodays

Fans can pick up some hostility between the characters from the quotes, but that was just some friendly banter. The film is a family-friendly affair, and its characters are portrayed by leading actors such as Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and the late Robin Williams.

Audiences who enjoyed dead beings returning to life in "Night at the Museum" can also check out these 89 hilarious quotes from "Ghostbusters."