40 Bob and Linda Quotes from the World of 'Bob's Burgers'

"Bob's Burgers" is centered around the Belcher family consisting of parents Bob and Linda and their three children, Tina, Gene, and Louise. Aside from their precious restaurant business, the family goes on many adventures, giving audiences some memorable moments.

"Bob's Burgers," which is both the name of the show and the name of their restaurant, has been on television since 2011. Despite a slow start, it has picked up many fans and favorable reviews leading to several award nominations. It has been nominated for an Emmy for eleven consecutive years.

The series has gotten attention from various critics. Although many equated it to the "Family Guy," it also possesses a unique flavor in its delivery of humor.

Bob Belcher's quote: “Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

Funny Bob Quotes

"Let me see your 'everything is okay' face." — Bob Belcher

“Love you, cutie pie. Sorry, I’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie.’ You’re my angel...dust. Sorry, that’s a drug. I’m gonna go.” — Bob Belcher

“Linda, Torpedo Jones said he liked my burger! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.” — Bob Belcher

“Listen, what happened to Hawk and Chick will never happen to us. This Hawk and this Chick will never not talk for thirty years.” — Bob Belcher

“What do we do, Lin? Bribe her to get the filling? Bribe Louise? We don’t have that kind of money.” — Bob Belcher

Bob Belcher's quote: “It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Every year, I try and tell you guys that no one really sings Thanksgiving songs.” — Bob Belcher

“Oh, right! Because that's what Thanksgiving is all about—running around with a bunch of stupid birds and going on rides. Fine, go. But you know what? I am not making dinner!” — Bob Belcher

“It’s not dinner, and it isn’t theater either. It’s like the imitation cheese of theater.” — Bob Belcher

“Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.” — Bob Belcher

"Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom. Like Gene." — Bob Belcher

Linda Belcher's quote: "People are always more fun when they’re drunk!" | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

“Listen, you’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could.” — Bob Belcher

“Lin, this isn’t a crazy day. This is a perfectly average day at Bob’s Burgers. This kind of stuff happens all the time, and I am so glad that you came by to take it in.” — Bob Belcher

“Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...” — Bob Belcher

Linda Quotes Showing Her Love for Drinking

"People are always more fun when they’re drunk!" — Linda Belcher

"I was going to punch you, but I’m holding wine." — Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher's quote: "Solving a murder is no reason to skip school!" | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her." — Linda Belcher

"Don’t you tell me not to have a crap attack! I’ll have a crap attack any time I want!" — Linda Belcher

"Solving a murder is no reason to skip school!" — Linda Belcher

"Gene, I Hope We Did Good On That Math Homework Because I Was Really Winging It." — Linda Belcher

"Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you’re father and son! You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn’t the Bible!" — Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher's quote:"I kinda close my eyes, and an image appears in my brain." | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"Well, that's the first time an exterminator said he's gonna pray for us." — Linda Belcher

"I’ve only had half of four bottles of wine.” — Linda Belcher

"I kinda close my eyes and an image appears in my brain." — Linda Belcher

"Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!" — Linda Belcher

"Happy, Hopeful. Kissy lips." — Linda Belcher

Linda Belcher's quote: "The best people know their limitations." | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.” — Linda Belcher

"Your sidewalk's getting worse." — Linda Belcher

"The best people know their limitations." — Linda Belcher

"No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits." — Linda Belcher

Quotes from Other Belchers

"We're Belchers! From the womb to the tomb!"– Gene Belcher

Louise Belcher's quote: "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm." | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"I know all sequels are good, but this is amazing." — Louise Belcher

"Tina's killing it up there. And by 'it', I mean 'my interest'."— Gene Belcher

"I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm."— Louise Belcher.

"Hell hath no fury like I DO, LOOOOOOGAN!"– Louise Belcher

Louise Belcher's quote: "Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your DIRTY LIES!" | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

"When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with her."— Gene Belcher

"If she was spice, she’d be flour."— Louise Blecher

"Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your DIRTY LIES!"– Louise Belcher

"Quiet dignity? Have you met us?" — Louise Belcher

"I’m sick of acting like a dumb helpless girl just so a hot boy who dances his feelings will notice me."— Tina Belcher

Bob Belcher's quote: “Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom.” | Source: facebook.com/BobsBurgers

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