35 Jake the Dog Quotes for Fans of ‘Adventure Time’s’ Laid-Back Pooch

"Adventure Time" is a charming show with its absurdist and colorful animation. But beyond the visuals, what pulls the audience is the eccentric characters; Jake the Dog lies right at the center of this.

Jake the Dog is one of the main characters in the popular and acclaimed animated series, "Adventure Time." He and his best friend, as well as his adopted brother, Finn the Human, spend their time going on adventures together. The bulldog has shape-shifting abilities known as "Stretchy Powers" that play a significant role in helping him and his human friend escape predicaments.

He not only helps his brother on their adventures but acts as a mentor, spouting out unexpected advice and insights. Jake has a humorous and easy-going personality who, like any dog, loves food and naps. Beyond his shape-shifting powers, Jake also has musical talent, speaks Korean, and is a great best friend and sibling to Finn. Learn more about this quirky hound in the following quotes.

Jake the Dog’s quote: "You’re getting all hung up; all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man." | Image: AmoDays

HUMOROUS JAKE THE DOG QUOTES

"I want to marry my bed." — Jake the Dog

"You're just mad at me for being handsome?" —Jake the Dog

"I was just playing around with my imagination, and then things got intense." — Jake the Dog

“I’m gonna rescue all the babies in this town! Only the babies.” — Jake the Dog

“I wish for the extinction of all li- for Finn and Jake to go back home to Ooo. Huh? No! Wait! That's not what I wished for!" — Jake the

Jake the Dog’s quote: “I’m gonna rescue all the babies in this town! Only the babies.” | Image: AmoDays

Now go sit in the corner and think about your life." — Jake the Dog

"We're three nice dudes, havin' fun! We got warm bubble water on our buns! I love this spa, and that's a fact! But if I stay too long, I get a pruny back! [Begins beatboxing as well]." — Jake the Dog

"I love it! Still never gonna call you dad, though." — Jake the Dog

"Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro." — Jake the Dog

“That’s okay, buddy. Just dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, ’cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!” — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: "I want to marry my bed." | Image: AmoDays

"Dude, you can’t stay here if you’re gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man!" — Jake the Dog

"Blanky Me, Finn.” — Jake the Dog

"Guess what, lady? This dirt dog needs a bath!” — Jake the Dog

"Great fantasy sci-fi vibe, man. And that black hole really adds an extra dimension to the place" — Jake the Dog

"Dude, weren't you, like, dying?" — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: "You're just mad at me for being handsome?" Image: AmoDays

WISE AND INSPIRATIONAL JAKE THE DOG QUOTES

"To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?" — Jake the Dog

"You’re getting all hung up; all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man." — Jake the Dog

"You don't just read the poetry to understand it; you got to feel it. — Jake the Dog

"It's not easy, but you have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord or warp through several worlds. But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the water world, and unlock the chamber door. Then, you walk right up to the princess and give her a smooch. ...Does that make sense, dude?" — Jake the Dog

"Love like theirs will always find a way. It will crawl up all over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out. Circle of life, Finn… circle of life." — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: "To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?" | Image: AmoDays

“Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” ― Jake the Dog

"You're right, man. My bruises are hickeys from the Universe. And I should just accept that." ― Jake the Dog

"Your heart may be small, but it's strong as a bull donk." — Jake the Dog

"This place is designed to mess you up, to mess with your head. None of this is real. It's all just trials to test your heroic attributes." — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: "I love food more than I love people." | Image: AmoDays

JAKE THE DOG QUOTES ABOUT FOOD

"There’s no point letting them get to you, especially when you have so much to offer the world.” — Jake the Dog

"Admit you're wrong, and you can have some of this delicious meatloaf!" — Jake the Dog

"Thanks for cook-a-looking for us. — Jake the Dog

“Sometimes, I think there’s a monster who lives in my stomach, and that’s why I’m hungry all the time.“ — Jake the Dog

“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.” — Jake the Dog

"I love food more than I love people." — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: “Sometimes, I think there’s a monster who lives in my stomach, and that’s why I’m hungry all the time.“ | Image: AmoDays

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"I assure you, it's delicious." — Jake the Dog

"Saving the galaxy's exhausting. I'm dying... for a soft pretzel with mustard." — Jake the Dog

"Bye, Warren Ampersand. Thanks for reminding me what it means to be a good dad [He reverts to his normal yellow color.] by being the worst dad ever. Never even got a pretzel." — Jake the Dog

"You've got a lot of meat, Wildberry Princess." — Jake the Dog

"I'm listening, but I'm gonna keep eating." — Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog’s quote: "There’s no point letting them get to you, especially when you have so much to offer the world.”| Image: AmoDays

If there's anything we can learn from Jake, it is not to take life so seriously and enjoy the good things in life, such as naps and food, without feeling guilty. "Adventure Time" encourages everyone to take a deep dive into life.

That being said, Finn and Jake are not wholly unique in that the quirky cartoon human and dog friendship was first embodied by the iconic Scooby-Doo and his owner Shaggy. Read these "Scooby Doo" quotes for some spooky nostalgia.