59 Jason Mendoza Quotes - The Stereotype Buster from ‘The Good Place'
What Jason Mendoza lacks in wisdom, he makes up for in humor. While those around him have found themselves in a better place, he still ends up in The Bad Place. Still, he has several lines that are both funny and endearing.
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“The Good Place” is among the beloved television shows of the last decade, and for a good reason. The series focuses much on the afterlife and tackles the morality of different characters and the consequences of their values.
Besides the storyline, fans love each character's story and how they contribute to the show's overall excitement. One character fans learned to love is Jason Mendoza, a peculiar yet funny man.
Although Mendoza isn't the ideal man, given his mislaid moral compass, he has added humor to several episodes. Many describe him as lacking in intellect but enjoy praise from those around him.
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “I miss being myself. Myself was the best.” | Source: Amodays
Jason Mendoza Quotes Filled with Humour
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"If you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"In Jacksonville, I Got A Flu Virus Named After Me." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I didn't get into heaven to go to school." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Okay, homies, you're sad. I can tell 'cause you have the same looks on your faces that my teachers did whenever I raised my hand in class. But let's be happy." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet.” | Source: Amodays
"I Wasn't A Failed DJ, I Was Pre-successful." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
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"Michael said that there is nothing he could say that would make you realize he's really him." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I miss being myself. Myself was the best." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Dude! We Can Get Mythical Animals? Maybe I'll Get A Penguin." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Eleanor: Penguins are real.
Jason: That's the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me too." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “This is my bud-hole! It's just like a hole where me and my buds can hang out.” | Source: Amodays
"Can I be excused? Tahani's doing a brunch party, and I want to get there before all the mini-waffles run out." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place
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"Well, my year started a year ago." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I think Tahani's just embarrassed I'm not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I called Janet 'girl,' but she did not say 'not a girl.'" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “I have no idea what's going on right now, but everyone else is talking, and I think I should too!” | Source: Amodays
"I know this sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think there might be more to life than amateur street dancing competitions." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
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"Eight is the best! It was a scale of one to thirteen, but eight is highest. The scale went up and then back down like a tent." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"This is my bud-hole! It's just like a hole where me and my buds can hang out." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Claus?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"We're refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! What a stupid age I am.” | Source: Amodays
"Jason: Is there a gift shop?
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Michael: Jason, this is Hell. Of course, there's a gift shop." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
“I have no idea what's going on right now, but everyone else is talking, and I think I should too!" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza Quotes Revealing His Character
"I was just about to tell an awesome story about a wing-eating contest that I lost... but then a hole opened up in the ground." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Janet, you need to leave me. You're the smartest girl in the world..." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I love getting my name on stuff." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “This has been one of the craziest years of my life.” | Source: Amodays
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"I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu! What a stupid age I am." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Everyone thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino…" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Man, there's so many times that just this amount of money would have changed my life." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I always trust dudes in bow ties." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Take my credit card to the hedge fund!" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
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Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “We love each other. She makes the bass drop, in my heart.” | Source: Amodays
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"Jason: Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.
Tahani: What are you talking about?
Jason: I'm ranking my favorite Fast and the Furious movies. You said you wanted to know who I am, and this is the best way to get to know me." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"No, shut up for a sec! I'm not a Buddhist monk. My name is Jason Mendoza. I'm a DJ from Florida, and I'm not supposed to be here! You gotta help me out, homie. I'm scared." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I'm probably just going to mess it up like I messed things up with Janet." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Awesome! I love being on teams." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"This has been one of the craziest years of my life." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “It doesn't matter if you know things, it matters what's in your heart.” | Source: Amodays
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"Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza Quotes Full of Deep Thoughts
"You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert, and I'll be waiting for the base to drop. And it (crying), it'll never come." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"We love each other. She makes the bass drop, in my heart." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"It doesn't matter if you know things, it matters what's in your heart." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “Janet, I just realized something. I love you.” | Source: Amodays
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"Here's the thing. I'm nice to you, and you're mean to me. There's something wrong about that, but I can't put my finger on what it is." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Back in Jacksonville, I was in charge of a 60-person dance crew. Whenever we auditioned a new dancer, we would rate them in five categories… would give you an eight in every category." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Janet, I just realized something. I love you." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I've never seen you dance, but I bet you're good 'cause you're good at everything. You're awesome! Be nicer to yourself." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"If we're on a team now, we need nicknames." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um, Nala, from The Lion King.” | Source: Amodays
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"I know this sounds crazy, but I think we are in a bad place." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um, Nala, from The Lion King." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Jake Jortles, Molotov Cocktail Department." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I'm Telling You, Molotov Cocktails Work..." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Jason: Can I go to your house?
Janet: I don't have a house, Jason. I live in a boundless void.
Jason: Can I go there?
Janet: No. It's a boundless void." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.” | Source: Amodays
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"In football, trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works. It's called "prevent defense." You don't take any chances and just try and hold on to your lead. But prevent defense just prevents you from winning! It's always better to try something." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"We're an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtle neck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met." "And who am I? Describe me now!" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Yeah, We All Need To Be Able To Cheat Off Chidi..." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"It wasn't like I heard a bell ring or anything. I just suddenly had this calm feeling, like the air inside my lungs was the same as the air outside my body. It was peaceful." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you?” | Source: Amodays
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"Jason: I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.
Janet: I will not. It is literally impossible for me to do that." – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
"Billy Joel! I found it on Etsy! There was nowhere to park! Did you fill up the Brita?" – Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'
Jason Mendoza's quote in "The Good Place:" “"I think Tahani's just embarrassed I'm not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks.” | Source: Amodays
Unlike the show's other characters, including Tahani, Eleanor, and Chidi, Mendoza's personality and lack of EQ often put him in The Bad Place.
Unfortunately, his character doesn't have much development on the show. Nevertheless, his hilarious lines make a good spectacle for the audience.
Fans who enjoy a good laugh while learning life lessons should also watch "Criminal Minds," "Invincible," and "Freaks and Geeks," all of which have great quotes from characters.
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