39 Hilarious “Superstore” Quotes from the Beloved Comedy Series

Employees face challenges and triumphs individually and as a team each day at the "Superstore" known as Cloud 9. They have grown to call the store their home and, at the end of it all, bid it goodbye.

Amy Dubanowski (America Ferrera) is an exemplary employee – hardworking, loyal, and devoted – making Cloud 9 lucky to have her onboard. She and other employees are the driving force behind the store's success.

Soon, a new hire, Jonah (Ben Feldman), joins the staff and shows everyone how to have fun at work while being supervised by Glenn (Mark McKinney) and Dina (Lauren Ash), Cloud 9's manager and assistant manager.

Image of Amy Dubanowski with the quote: “Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

Amy Dubanowski Quotes from "Superstore"

"Yeah, see, Latino parents are different. We don't really need our kids to like us. We just break their spirit so the world doesn't." — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

"You know, one second everything's great, and then you step on some invisible land mine, and you're fighting. Boom!" — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

"Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday." — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

"I'm going to unleash crazy Amy. You guys can call me 'Craymie'" — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

"Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair. That should be in our constitution." — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

Image of Dina Fox with the quote: “I cannot physically touch you, but I can get very close.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

"Welcome to the no-options club. It's a cool club. Most of America's in it. We meet on Tuesdays." — Amy Dubanowski, "Superstore"

Dina Fox Quotes from "Superstore"

"Is it true that the Olympic Village is basically just a three-week-long Slammerama?" — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

"I cannot physically touch you, but I can get very close." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

"It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

Image of Dina Fox with the quote: “I’m a hunter. Some people like to hunt elk, or deer. I hunt people, and your head is going on my wall.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

"A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong but does it anyway." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

"Nobody bothers with the surveys. People only use receipts to spit out gum and for murder alibis." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

"I'm a hunter. Some people like to hunt elk or deer. I hunt people, and your head is going on my wall." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

"Look, you're like the old paper coupons. You're kind of a nuisance, but arguably served a purpose, and now you're useless." — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

Image of Glenn Sturgis with the quote: “Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

"Do you want your child raised in a home with loaded handguns laying around? Or do you want your child raised by Glenn?" — Dina Fox, "Superstore"

Glenn Sturgis Quotes from "Superstore"

"Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

"Just want to let you know, I know names besides Steve." — Glenn Sturgis, 'Superstore'

"God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

"People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

Image of Glenn Sturgis with the quote: “Some people might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest, bit high.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

"Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

"Just want to let you know, I know names besides Steve." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

"Could it be a race riot? It's so hard to tell in the early stages." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

"I used to end these meetings with some wisdom from the Good Book, but then someone reported me to corporate." — Glenn Sturgis, "Superstore"

Image of Garrett McNeill with the quote: “I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, ‘Hey, man, boobs.’ It's very confusing.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

Tate Staskiewicz, Garrett McNeill, Cheyenne Lee, Sandra Kaluiokalani, and Marcus White Quotes from "Superstore"

"I guess I'm just a human vibrator, built for Amy's pleasure." — Tate Staskiewicz, "Superstore"

"Yeah, am I tough? Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist. I have to be tough, or people die. They don't pay me what they pay me to slack off. It's $116,670 a year. Yeah, so I'm doing pretty well for myself." — Tate Staskiewicz, "Superstore"

"Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand.

Amy: I don't think that's true." — "Superstore"

"Alprazolam, Good, good times." — Tate Staskiewicz, "Superstore"

"I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, 'Hey, man, boobs.' It's very confusing." — Garrett McNeill, "Superstore"

Image of Garrett McNeill with the quote: “I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

"Yo, I don't like working here. Okay. But it's my job. I do the bare minimum, but I don't do less than that. And I'm not about to let a bunch of deal-hungry rubes trash our store and make me feel bad for Dina, which I did not think was possible. So I'ma get out there, and I'ma finish my shift. And yeah, I'ma cut corners, and I'ma phone it in, but it'll never be said that Garrett McNeill did not do just enough to not get fired." — Garrett McNeill, "Superstore"

"Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s 'Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.'" — Garrett McNeill, "Superstore"

"I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about." — Garrett McNeill, "Superstore"

"Some days you get the giraffe, and other days you get the wig." — Cheyenne Lee, "Superstore"

"I didn't set out to have a baby. It came from sex." — Cheyenne Lee, "Superstore"

Image of Marcus White with the quote: “Well, I mainly work with found milk. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

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"I can't be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?" — Cheyenne Lee, "Superstore"

"He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra take out your taters.'" — Sandra Kaluiokalani, "Superstore"

"We spend hours on the phone, just talking. He loves my taste in music. I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. We make love on silk sheets. Oh, God, he's gentle and strong. Sometimes he's dark. He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked, 'Are you afraid?' And I said, 'Yes.' And he said, 'Good.' That's how I feel with you. And then we made love. And then we ate dinner, Mm, and it was fancy. He thinks I'm prettier than my sister. Yeah." — Sandra Kaluiokalani, "Superstore"

"Well, I mainly work with found milk. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top." — Marcus White, "Superstore"

Image of Amy Dubanowski with the quote: “You know, one second everything’s great and then you step on some invisible land mine and you’re fighting. Boom!” | Source: Youtube.com/NBCSuperstore

After six successful seasons, "Superstore" came to an end. Avid watchers were heartbroken to know Cloud 9 had been turned into a fulfillment center, with some employees having to chase other pursuits.

Although most of the colleagues-turned-family went their separate ways, they will always hold on to the memories at Cloud 9.

Like the show's characters, "Superstore's" cast members also carried on with their lives post-production. Among them, America Ferrera, is now a proud mother to Lucia Marisol and Sebastian Piers Williams. Still, she is active in the industry and will appear in "Barbie" alongside leading stars Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling.

Besides "Superstore," another well-loved sitcom with incredible quotes is "The Office," which ran from 2005 to 2013.