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Troy McClure, with his quote: "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me…” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
33 Troy McClure Quotes from the Hilarious Actor Turned Informercial Star
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Dayna Remus
May 28, 202305:00 A.M.
A has-been actor, Troy McClure doesn't hesitate to drop the names of the productions he once starred in. Stuck in his heydays, he was a comical yet somewhat sad character. Read his 33 quotes below.
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Troy McClure was a long-running character in "The Simpsons," defined by his B-Class acting and the downfall of his previously successful career in the 1970s. As a result, he resorted to bringing up his past projects while taking part in videos designed to educate and light night television commercials.
The reason McClure's career collapsed was bizarre, as is expected from the adult comedy animation. Ultimately, the washed-up actor's alleged fetish for fish ruined his reputation.
Read his 33 quotes below and make up your mind about McClure's alleged transgressions.
Troy McClure, with his quote: “Hello, I’m Troy Mcclure. You may remember me from such Fox specials as ‘Alien Nose Job,'” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
"You May Remember Me’ Troy McClure Quotes
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such instructional videos as 'Mothballing Your Battleship' and 'Dig Your Own Grave And Save!'" — Troy McClure
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such educational films as 'Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun' and 'Firecrackers: The Silent Killer."' — Troy McClure
“Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from such 'Telethons as 'Out With Gout '88' 'And 'Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.'” — Troy McClure
"Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure; you kids might remember me from such educational films as 'Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly' and 'Here Comes the Metric System!' — Troy McClure
"Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as 'Andre the Giant,' 'We Hardly Knew Ye, ' and 'Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.'" — Troy McClure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. you may remember me from such medical films as ‘Alice Doesn't Live Anymore…'” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
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"What a terrible waste... Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver's ed films as 'Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass' and 'The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.' For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims." — Troy McClure
“I'm actor Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from such T.V series as 'Buck Henderson', 'Union Buster' And ''Troy And Company's Summertime Smile Factory.' Today I'm Here To Tell You About 'Spiffy.', The 21st Century Stain Remover.” — Troy McClure
“Hello, I’m Troy Mcclure. You may remember me from such Fox specials as ‘Alien Nose Job,' and five fabulous weeks of 'The Chevy Chase Show.'” — Troy McClure
“Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. you may remember me from such medical films as ‘Alice Doesn't Live Anymore,' 'What's Wrong with that Man's Face?'" — Troy McClure
"Oh, hello, and welcome to Rancho Relaxo. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as 'Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die', and 'Gladys the Groovy Mule.' But today, you'll see me in my greatest role, your video tour guide to 'Rancho Relaxo.'" — Troy McClure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “You may remember me from such self-help videos as ‘Smoke Yourself Thin...'" | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
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“Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure. You might remember me from such public service videos as 'Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds And Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness.' I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at foot locker of Beverly Hills.” — Troy McClure
"Hello, Selma Bouvier, It's Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night's dinner." — Troy McClure
“You may remember me from such self-help videos as ‘Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid.'"— Troy McClure
Funny Troy McClure Quotes
“My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water!” — Troy Mcclure
"Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?" — Troy Mcclure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
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“If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.” — Troy Mcclure
"Come on, Jimmy. Let's take a peek at the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's not really a floor; it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported." — Troy Mcclure
“Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.” — Troy Mcclure
"If you ask me, they're all winners. We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this." — Troy Mcclure
“Come to ‘Duff Gardens’, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!” — Troy Mcclure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
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More Troy McClure Quotes
“Well, you got some attitude, mister!” — Troy Mcclure
"My new show's called 'Handle with Care.' I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We're the original odd couple!" — Troy Mcclure
"Uh, the movie or the planet?" — Troy Mcclure
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera." — Troy Mcclure
"That night came the Honeymoon...." — Troy Mcclure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water!” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
"I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's 'Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.'" — Troy Mcclure
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"As I said to Dolores Montenegro in 'Calling All Quakers,' 'Have it your way, baby.'" — Troy Mcclure
"It's the part I was born to play, baby!" — Troy Mcclure
'But, of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty!" — Troy Mcclure
"My god! It's like you've known me all your life!" — Troy Mcclure
Troy McClure, with his quote: “Well, you got some attitude, mister!” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
"Are you sure it's on!? I can't hear a thing!" — Troy Mcclure
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“I'd like to introduce the man who will put the 'you' in ‘impr-you-vement’: Brad Goodman!” — Troy Mcclure
“Right about now, You're probably saying, 'Troy, I've seen every Simpsons episode. You can't show me anything new.'"— Troy Mcclure
Troy McClure, with his quote: Come to ‘Duff Gardens’, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!” | Source: facebook.com/TheSimpsons
Celebrity Phil Hartman was the voice behind Mcclure as well as many other characters, essentially becoming a staple in the "The Simpsons" universe. Sadly, on May 27, 1998, his wife Brynn took his life along with hers, and so season ten was the last time fans got to watch McClure.
Of course, many celebrities may not have had recurring roles, but there were many cameos, including, like Hartman, those who have since passed away. These included Elizabeth Taylor, Marcia Wallace, Charles Napier, George Harrison, Gary Coleman, Barry White, Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers, and many more.
Read another character's quotes, also voiced by Hartman, namely Lionel Hutz.
The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255. Other international suicide helplines can be found at befrienders.org.
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