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Tina Fey with her quote "Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything." | Source: Getty Images
Tina Fey with her quote "Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything." | Source: Getty Images

45 Tina Fey Quotes That Are Funny, Wise, and Inspiring

Bettina Dizon
Jun 09, 2023
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The success of "Saturday Night Live" is, in part, because of Tina Fey's wit and humor. Fey worked on the show as a writer from 1999 until 2021. She is also the brains behind several hit productions, including "Mean Girls" and "30 Rock."

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Like many comedians, Tina Fey started her career on "Saturday Night Live" as a head writer. She later appeared in front of the camera in the 2004 cult-classic film "Mean Girls," which not many may know she also wrote.

In 2017, she revived the hit movie "Mean Girls" by bringing it to the stage at the National Theatre in Washington, D.C. The play became a massive success that it moved to Broadway and earned 12 Tony nominations, among other accolades.

Fey continued to make people laugh throughout the decades, working behind the scenes of "Saturday Night Live," "30 Rock," and the "Golden Globe Awards" TV Special. She also has on-screen acting credits in "Admission," "Muppets Most Wanted," "This is Where I Leave You," and "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot."

Tina Fey's quote: "I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." | Source: AmoDays

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Hilarious Tina Fey Quotes

"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you." – Tina Fey

"Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat." – Tina Fey

"Luxury cruises were designed to make something unbearable—a two-week transatlantic crossing—seem bearable. There's no need to do it now. There are planes." – Tina Fey

"Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long; we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything." – Tina Fey

"I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant 'Irish people'." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant 'Irish people'." | Source: AmoDays

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"Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way." – Tina Fey

"To say I am an overrated troll when you have never seen me guard a bridge is patently unfair." – Tina Fey

"I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian." – Tina Fey

"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at." – Tina Fey

"In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant 'Irish people.'" – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "I am unstoppable because I don't know how to stop." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "I am unstoppable because I don't know how to stop." | Source: AmoDays

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"The difference between male comedy writers and female comedy writers is that the male ones are taller and weigh more." – Tina Fey

"Obviously, as an adult, I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying 'like' all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster." – Tina Fey

"'Defective' was a big word in our house. Many things were labeled 'defective' only to miraculously turn functional once the directions had been read more thoroughly." – Tina Fey

"I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey." – Tina Fey

"I am unstoppable because I don't know how to stop." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury."   | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury." | Source: AmoDays

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"I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math." – Tina Fey

"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne." – Tina Fey

"Someone should do a study of the human brain and how quickly it can adjust to luxury." – Tina Fey

"That feeling of 'I'm pretty sure this next step is wrong, but I'm just gonna do it anyway' is part of the same set of instincts that makes me such a great cook." – Tina Fey

"Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "In my youth, I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan."  | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "In my youth, I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan." | Source: AmoDays

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"In my youth, I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan." – Tina Fey

"Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts." – Tina Fey

Inspiring Tina Fey Quotes

"Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you're the boss." – Tina Fey

"If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?" – Tina Fey

"I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "There are no mistakes, only opportunities."  | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "There are no mistakes, only opportunities." | Source: AmoDays

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"I would not trade any of these features for anybody else's." – Tina Fey

"Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion." – Tina Fey

"It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring." – Tina Fey

"How could they possibly know if I'm a good mother? How can any of us know until the kid is about thirty-three and all the personality dust has really settled?" – Tina Fey

"There are no mistakes, only opportunities." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles." | Source: AmoDays

"Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get, and I want to prove I can do it?" – Tina Fey

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"Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life" – Tina Fey

Tina Fey Quotes That Are Great Advice

"Some people say, 'Never let them see you cry.' I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone." – Tina Fey

"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." – Tina Fey

"Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide. Overthinking it. You have to go down the chute." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide. Overthinking it. You have to go down the chute." | Source: AmoDays

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"In most cases, being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way." – Tina Fey

"When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: 'Is this person in between me and what I want to do?' If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way." – Tina Fey

"Say yes, and you'll figure it out later." – Tina Fey

"You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide. Overthinking it. You have to go down the chute." – Tina Fey

"Contrary to what I believed as a little girl, being the boss almost never involves marching around, waving your arms, and chanting, 'I am the boss! I am the boss!'" – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not." | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not." | Source: AmoDays

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"A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind." – Tina Fey

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it." – Tina Fey

"Never tell a crazy person he's crazy." – Tina Fey

"Sometimes, if you have a difficult decision to make, just stall until the answer presents itself." – Tina Fey

"Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not." – Tina Fey

Tina Fey's quote: "If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?" | Source: AmoDays

Tina Fey's quote: "If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?" | Source: AmoDays

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In recent years, Fey created "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" with Robert Carlock. The Netflix series ran from 2015 to 2020, following the life of a woman rescued from a doomsday cult.

Besides her career, Tina Fey is a wonderful mother to Penelope Athena Richmond, her daughter, who is also an actress. Penelope inherited Fey's great sense of humor, which showed during a "Late Night with Seth Meyers" interview.

Like Fey, comedian Dane Cook also has notable quotes where fans can see the world through his eyes. Read Cook's quotes filled with wit and humor for a good laugh.

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