41 Marge Simpson Quotes that Perfectly Depict Mom Life

Rocking a blue beehive hairstyle, Marge Simpson deals with everyday problems as a mother of three on the popular American sitcom "The Simpsons." Read these 41 Marge Simpson quotes to learn more about her.

Marjorie Jacqueline Simpson, a.k.a. Marge Simpson, is a loving mother who raises her three kids, Bart, Maggie, and Lisa Simpson, with her husband, Homer Simpson. Being the woman in power in her family, Marge tackles problems with her wisdom while teaching her kids the difference between right and wrong.

Whether raising her children or advising her husband, Marge does everything perfectly because of her intelligence and strong morals. She stays patient during times when everything seems to go wrong. These 41 Marge Simpson quotes will help you learn how to cope with life.

Marge Simpson's quote: "An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

Marge Simpson Quotes That Will Make You Smile

"If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Can't beat a skybox. All the excitement of being in the sky with the security of being in a box."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Dr. Hibbert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.

Marge: Thank you, Doctor.

Dr. Hibbert: Remember, I said, 'if.'"— "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "You know the courts might not work anymore, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done!" | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.

Marge: With cans of grease?

Homer: (Sarcastically) No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course, with grease!"— "The Simpsons"

"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

Marge Simpson: Maybe we should move to a larger community."— "The Simpsons"

"You know the courts might not work anymore, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done!"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.

Marge: While you were out 'earning' that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming on Monday.

Homer: Woo hoo! A four-day weekend."— "The Simpsons"

"Marge: An A+! How did you do it?

Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.

Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?

Homer: D'oh!" — "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "These are Homer's friends and family. They don't want him dead. They just want him to suffer." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"Marge: This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes Cap... when you wear it, you're wearing Springfield! When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield! When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield!

Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield."— "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson Quotes about Family

"Homer, I like to think that I'm a patient, tolerant woman and that there was no line that you could cross that would make me stop loving you. But last night, you didn't just cross that line. You threw up on it!"― Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"This family has had its differences, and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before. And I blame this house."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"These are Homer's friends and family. They don't want him dead. They just want him to suffer."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "What if you pretended that this couch was a bar? Then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?" | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"Only three cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"If you raised three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"What if you pretended that this couch was a bar? Then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?

Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! ... Why not?

Marge: We have roots here, Homer. We have friends and family and library cards... Bart's lawyer is here."— "The Simpsons"

"Marge: Lisa, welcome to love. It's full of doubt and pain, and uncertainty. But then, one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.

Homer: [angry] Who is he?

Marge: You, Homie.

Homer: Whoo-hoo! In your face, imaginary guy!" — "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

Marge Simpson Quotes about Life Lessons

"Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone."― Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."― Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"They don't show police chases, do they?"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"You're going to stay your current age for the rest of your lives."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "Gee, I never thought TV was such a dangerous influence." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"They just made a terrible life choice."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Lisa, you're learning many lessons tonight. And one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn't."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Gee, I never thought TV was such a dangerous influence."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Lisa's growing up. It's a really complicated time in a girl's life from age eight to… Actually, all the rest of the way."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices inside your head."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson Quotes about Emotions

"I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I hate when things get worn out… Socks… Welcomes…"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Oh, I've always wanted to use rosemary in something!"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "I've dug myself into a happy little rut here, and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"When I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions. First, I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then ... kind of sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I've dug myself into a happy little rut here, and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"'House of pain.' This must be where you pay the bill! Why am I always so funny when no one's around?"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

"Why do I always think of the perfect thing to say when it's too late? … 'SHUT UP, BECKY!' Oh, that would've been soo sweet."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you."— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

"Seems I'm full of rage…"— Marge Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Marge Simpson's quote: "I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn't." | Image: facebook.com/TheSimpsons

Being a sane voice in her family, Marge holds her children and husband together, helping them make it through difficult situations. The voice behind this animated character is Julie Kavner, who even won a Primetime Emmy for an Outstanding Voice-Over Performance.

Besides Kavner, several other notable actors have worked in the series as voice-over artists, including Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Dan Castellaneta, Meryl Streep, Aaron Paul, and Michelle Pfeiffer.

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